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It’s scary over there

Discussion in 'Off Topic [DB]' started by farmerdude, Sep 2, 2001.


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  1. I learn something new every day over on the BG side. Here's some tips on "picking up chicks" that could also be applied to the DB.....


     
  2. Chris Fitzgerald

    Chris Fitzgerald Student of Life Staff Member Administrator

    Oct 19, 2000
    Louisville, KY
    ALARMEDDUDE,

    And that ain't the half of it. If you go back far enough, you will find the following BG Off Topic threads:

    Poll: Who would win in a fight? KOOL AID MAN vs. MICHELIN MAN

    Have You Named Your Strap?

    Post Pics of your Imaginary Girlfriend

    Are all Female Bassists Hot?

    If You could Name your Bass, What would you call it?

    Farting in the Car

    How Much can you Drink before you Puke?

    ...and one whose title I can't remember, but which somehow morphed into "Places you've masturbated in public" before the moderator mercifully put it out of its misery. (This one may have been under "Bass Humor)

    Kinda sounds like what might happen if Kafka got to write one of Letterman's "Top 10" lists, huh? It can indeed be frightening in the shallow end of the pool. The water has all of these warm yellow patches, too. Hmmm......


    DURRL
     
  3. It can indeed be frightening in the shallow end of the pool. The water has all of these warm yellow patches, too. Hmmm......

    DURRL [/B][/QUOTE]

    As we say in Minnesota, "Don't eat the yellow snow."
     
  4. And lets not forget the ever popular
    Liquid Wrench vs. WD-40
     
  5. Chris Fitzgerald

    Chris Fitzgerald Student of Life Staff Member Administrator

    Oct 19, 2000
    Louisville, KY
    GRUFFY,

    I haven't read that thread, but I was wondering...would either or both of those happen to be PENETRATING OILS, perhaps?
     
  6. No, WD-40 it's a Water Displacer and Liquid Wrench is a Non-Flammable Super Lubricant.

    You’re spending a little too much time in the gutter CF.


    :D
     
  7. [​IMG]

    heh..heh you said PENETRATING
     
  8. Brad Johnson

    Brad Johnson Commercial User

    Mar 8, 2000
    Gaithersburg, Md
    Boom Bass Cabinets, DR strings
    Right... I use WD-40 whenever I want my water over there .

    Oh, that's a water mis-placer. Nevermind.

    Hey, four cans was enough for Jaco.
     
  9. Bruce Lindfield

    Bruce Lindfield Unprofessional TalkBass Contributor Gold Supporting Member

    Some of Munji's better work methinks; but I don't recall his name ever being Fuqua'd - surely a prime candidate - maybe even deserving of a whole thread? ;)
     
  10. :D :p :D I remember them!
    Jim
     
  11. Chris Fitzgerald

    Chris Fitzgerald Student of Life Staff Member Administrator

    Oct 19, 2000
    Louisville, KY
    Well, if anybody over here had thought for even one microsecond that MONKEYBOOGERS was being serious, then I'm sure someone would have......

    DOH!
     
  12. Bruce Lindfield

    Bruce Lindfield Unprofessional TalkBass Contributor Gold Supporting Member

    MUNICIPAL KICKBACK MANIA

    I never know whether he's serious so just assume not! ;)
     
  13. What about my sparky tests? it was good for the first 100 posts until ppl got annoyed. On ya Merls!

    :rolleyes:

    Merls
     
  14. Chris Fitzgerald

    Chris Fitzgerald Student of Life Staff Member Administrator

    Oct 19, 2000
    Louisville, KY

    HURLIN',

    Don't get me wrong: the "Sparky Test" thread was pretty stupid, but it lacked the blazing neon "LOOK!!! I HAVE NO LIFE, SO I'M GONNA POST A TOTALLY STUPID THREAD" sign which would have catapulted it upward into eternal infamy.

    Nice try, though...


    SISKEL & DURRLBERT
     
  15. Good point. Although Jazzbo still closes threads from people asking about this sparky thing. and it is in Signatures.

    Merls.
     
  16. jazzbo

    jazzbo

    Aug 25, 2000
    San Francisco, CA
    You better believe I close 'em!!! :D :D :D :D
     
  17. That sparky thing was like JWC, it smelt bad and wouldn't leave u alone. lolol

    Merls
     
  18. jazzbo

    jazzbo

    Aug 25, 2000
    San Francisco, CA
    And you're the culprit behind this madness, if I remember! :D
     
  19. Chris Fitzgerald

    Chris Fitzgerald Student of Life Staff Member Administrator

    Oct 19, 2000
    Louisville, KY
    Just a "heads up" (no pun intended): There is now a poll entitled something like "Bass vs. Sex" in BG Miscellaneous. At the moment I'm writing this, the thread is 3 pages long.

    As if that in itself isn't frightening enough, the word on the street is that sex is losing.

    It is indeed scary over there...
     
  20. Yea but it is up against some stiff competition.
    {insert rim shot}
     



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