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It doesn't get much worse than this

Discussion in 'Recordings [BG]' started by Joe Nerve, Aug 23, 2012.

  1. Joe Nerve

    Joe Nerve Supporting Member

    Oct 7, 2000
    New York City
    Endorsing artist: Musicman basses
    Happened yesterday. Still trying to shake the experience out of my head, make as thought it never happened. As part of a 1st anniversary gift this year, my wife puchased a couple of group-ons for some massages and a day of relaxation at a Russian spa not too far from where we live. The woman therapist comes to get me... she speaks very if any english and isn't communicating that well. She Leads me to the massage room, gets me on the table, lowers the lights, turns on the music.... and I get massaged to Bon Jovi.
  2. ack

    ack Why Can't We All Get Along?

    Nov 19, 2006
    Somewhere near Raleigh
    ...still has to be better than getting massaged BY Bon Jovi
  3. Tituscrow

    Tituscrow Banned

    Feb 14, 2011
    NW England
    Maybe that's where Alec John Such is these days....pimpin' out ho's in a 'massage' parlour?
  4. Oneirogenic


    Nov 10, 2009
    Does your story have a.....(wait for it)....happy ending?

    Sorry couldn't resist that joke.
  5. DiabolusInMusic

    DiabolusInMusic Functionless Art is Merely Tolerated Vandalism Supporting Member

    So did she lay you down on a bed of roses?
  6. portlandguy


    Feb 15, 2011
    Portland, OR
    That is weird man,
  7. I had a roommate that used to do the act with his girlfriend to Slipknot.... this is worse than that.
  8. packhowitzer

    packhowitzer 155mm of pure destruction

    Apr 20, 2011
    Why is this in the "recordings" section? please tell me you didn't record it....
  9. Datsgor

    Datsgor Supporting Member

    Jul 29, 2000
    I once had a cavity drilled to: "Let's Get This Party Started" by Pink. .....think about it.
  10. Please tell me you did...
  11. curbowkid

    curbowkid Guest

    Jun 27, 2011
    Brooklyn, New York
    Would you have preferred nickelback?

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