Well, I decided to take my two crappy basses (Squier 5er and Stagg P/J) and **** them up 1. I took them apart. 2. I put the FOUR STRING NECK, on the FIVE STRIG BODY. 3. I then proceeded to string it BEAD 4. Dear god its alive, and it works. Attached pics show some frightening images. SOUND CLIP AT: http://www.geocities.com/nicholasbccs/ *Note: Only FRANKENBASS is a clip with this bass.