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it's getting annoying....

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by 3 crotch grabs, Jun 7, 2004.


  1. someone's wandering around the office, whistling the "ironman" riff.

    this needs to stop.
     
  2. Next time he does it, use your hands and turn your desk into a drum kit.
     
  3. Eyescream

    Eyescream

    Feb 4, 2004
    Knoxville, TN
    Or use your hands to break his jaw. Whatever works for you.
     
  4. Tom Crofts

    Tom Crofts

    Mar 15, 2001
    i thought you worked at home or something?

    There's your choice; kill him, or work from home.
     
  5. Edwcdc

    Edwcdc I call shotgun!

    Jul 21, 2003
    Columbia MD USA
    Consider yourself lucky. It could be Air Supply or some Clay Aiken song.
     
  6. Wrong Robot

    Wrong Robot Guest

    Apr 8, 2002
    If he's talking about his roommate, that's kind of hilarious.
     
  7. Tom Crofts

    Tom Crofts

    Mar 15, 2001
    Actually, why not just whistle the Ironman riff a semitone higher? It will sound so horrible he'll have to stop.
     
  8. vbass

    vbass

    May 7, 2004
    Bay Area, CA
    that song is so annoying....

    great, now it's stuck in my head :scowl:
     
  9. i'm SUPPOSED to be working from home, but there's all sorts of contract b.s. going on with that, so i'm still working for the man.

    the best part about the whistling is this.... whoever is doing it is tone deaf, one note:
    dooo dooooo do do dooo dododododododo doo doo doo
     
  10. Edwcdc

    Edwcdc I call shotgun!

    Jul 21, 2003
    Columbia MD USA
    The tone deaf need to be told about themselves. :eyebrow:
     
  11. Sonorous

    Sonorous

    Oct 1, 2003
    Denton, TX
    Whistle the thingy from Kill Bill. The thing that the one-eyed lady whistles.
     
  12. Benjamin Strange

    Benjamin Strange Commercial User

    Dec 25, 2002
    New Orleans, LA
    Owner / Tech: Strange Guitarworks
    At least you have an office. Stop complaining. You get paid to post on TB.

    I recommend ripping out a section of the guys intestines, tying it to your desk, and then force him to walk around it until his entrails are wrapped around your desk and he falls over dead. Then make sausages with his guts.
     
  13. good tip benny odd, but my desk is attached to a wall. you can't get all the way around it. besides, we just had the carpets cleaned over the weekend.
     
  14. *update*





    he's still whistling. same song. same note.
     
  15. Eyescream

    Eyescream

    Feb 4, 2004
    Knoxville, TN
    Say something to him, for chrissakes! I'm not even there and it's driving me crazy.
     
  16. he doesn't like me. he can fire me. and he really wants to.
     
  17. dooo dooooo do do dooo dododododododo doo doo doo
     
  18. Eyescream

    Eyescream

    Feb 4, 2004
    Knoxville, TN
    You should make it worth his while, then, and stab him in the face.
     
  19. Benjamin Strange

    Benjamin Strange Commercial User

    Dec 25, 2002
    New Orleans, LA
    Owner / Tech: Strange Guitarworks
    But you've already got another job lined up. Knock him out!
     
  20. I say you should rock out on air guitar to his one note of powah!

    Leigh