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ITT: Name Pedals that are Less Awesome than Their Name

Discussion in 'Effects [BG]' started by adrhouston, Mar 25, 2009.


  1. adrhouston

    adrhouston

    Jan 14, 2009
    Houston, TX
    2609904391_7af411f993.
    REASON: NOT shaped like a chili dog.

    41haEE4TRYL._SL500_AA280_.
    REASON: Should automatically output Wings of Destiny riffs regardless of what is played; doesn't

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    REASON: Does not tell you about it's day or provide LOLcat pictures.

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    REASON: Why is this case not flannel?
     
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    Reason: Doesn't even have a brain...
     
  3. kxt

    kxt

    Nov 21, 2008
    mesa, az
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    reason: not shaped like a pig.

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    reason: has no club with which to bludgeon unfortunate passers-by.

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    reason: cannot actually read your mind.

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    reason: does not actually cause mass destruction.
     
  4. rratajski

    rratajski Commercial User

    Jul 1, 2008
    Mount Laurel, NJ
    Builder for FUZZROCIOUS PEDALS
    ^I love the HOG and am glad it's not pink. We need more brown pedals. Brown is the new pink. The HOG is better than a pig in every way possible. I'm recommending it to surgeons for transplants in the near future. I need a +4 Octave upgrade on my forearm.
     
  5. bigchiefbc

    bigchiefbc Supporting Member

    Oct 9, 2006
    Rhode Island, USA
    Yet another thread where I get to make the following joke:

    Let the Way Huge Swollen Pickle jokes begin!!
     
  6. Joe Gress

    Joe Gress

    Dec 22, 2005
    Pueblo, CO
    Pickle pie.


    Where is my pie?
     
  7. Bassenstien

    Bassenstien

    Jun 13, 2006
    Mississippi
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    It doesnt deliver the goods.


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    Sounds like it would hurt...
     
  8. Joe Gress

    Joe Gress

    Dec 22, 2005
    Pueblo, CO
    Muff in general is a very disappointing name.
     
  9. Deaj

    Deaj

    Aug 15, 2004
    Kingston, WA
    Indeed.
     
  10. El Grande Bass Fuzz:
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    It is not big. Contrary, it is the opposite of big.
     
  11. derrico1

    derrico1 Supporting Member

    Apr 12, 2005
    Charlottesville, VA
    Reason2: Actually quite easy to locate ("look, there it is!").
     
  12. fishtx

    fishtx Supporting Member

    Mar 30, 2007
    Dallas, TX
    Endorsing Artist: Genzler Amplification/Spector Basses/Mojo Hand FX
    No experience with it...but the Devi Ever "Eye of God" comes to mind...Those are big shoes to fill...lol
     
  13. Alcyon

    Alcyon

    Jan 15, 2008
    Vancouver, BC
    Subscribed for lolz XD
     
  14. Bassenstien

    Bassenstien

    Jun 13, 2006
    Mississippi
    Also:
    While I was waiting on this to come in I set up a snack table with punch, chips & dip, finger foods, etc...
    And when it arrived...

    lamest party ever.

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  15. As I understand it, anything and everything by DBA.
     
  16. adrhouston

    adrhouston

    Jan 14, 2009
    Houston, TX
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    REASON: Works just as well in a sweaty practice room full of dudes as as when Jessica Alba winks at you.
     
  17. Joe Gress

    Joe Gress

    Dec 22, 2005
    Pueblo, CO
    I just waiting for someone to come up with a reason for the b:assmaster.
     
  18. Jared Lash

    Jared Lash Born under punches

    Aug 21, 2006
    Denver, CO
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    This pedal does not:

    (A) check out the big brain on Brad
    (B) have it's foot massage technique down
    (C) come with Bad Mutha****a wallet
    (D) walk the Earth like Caine from Kung Fu
     
  19. coreyfyfe

    coreyfyfe Supporting Member

    Nov 19, 2007
    boston, ma
    I have a pedal called the "Grim Rimmer". As far as I knew, the grim reaper was a skeleton, and skeletons don't have tongues.
     
  20. whoatherechunk

    whoatherechunk

    Apr 4, 2008
    hey corey how is that pedal?!?!?!??!?!? i've been dying to hear it/read about it. i know it's made by dave from b sharp so give me some info!!!! PM if you'd like!
     

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