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I've become so huge I'm now my own demographic.

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by DigMe, Mar 28, 2006.

  1. DigMe


    Aug 10, 2002
    Waco, TX
    That's right. Companies are now marketing to me. I don't mean "me" as in 30 year old white males...I mean "me" as in DigMe.

    For instance, here's my ketchup (and the subject of my new avatar since Thor has failed me):


    I guess personalized marketing works. Who can resist buying ketchup with his name on it?!

  2. Judging by how much is left in the bottle, I'd say Heinz made a safe bet. Out of curiosity, how is the ketchup (as a beverage, that is)?

  3. DigMe


    Aug 10, 2002
    Waco, TX

  4. Petary791


    Feb 20, 2005
    Michigan, USA
    Does your name come from the song "Dig Me" by King Crimson by any chance?
  5. DigMe


    Aug 10, 2002
    Waco, TX
    Yeah, it used to. Now it comes from a ketchup bottle.

    "Dig me...but don't.....bury me." Trip Wamsley once sang that to me in concert.

  6. And you opened the bottle! Throw it up in your attic, it will be priceless in 20 years!

    "Why'd I save this stupid ketchup bottle....Dig Me?"

    Then all the repressed talkbass memories will come flooding back :).
  7. kserg


    Feb 20, 2004
    San Jose, CA
    Welcome to the club, I had entire drink named after me!



    And to display my awesomeness, my new pick up line is:

    Hi, I am Serg, would you like a power surge inside you tonight?
  8. FireBug


    Sep 18, 2005
    Surge was delicious. I don't know about serg though. That might taste kind of gross.
  9. Surge is only good when warm and flat. Kinda like kserg!!:D

    Rock on
  10. Toasted


    May 26, 2003
    Leeds, UK
  11. Yeah, I'll say. I hope kserg's not in his room carving "NO EXIT" into his forearms with a fountain pen right now.
  12. Pacman

    Pacman Layin' Down Time Staff Member Gold Supporting Member

    Apr 1, 2000
    Omaha, Nebraska
    Endorsing Artist: Roscoe Guitars, DR Strings, Aguilar Amplification
  13. DigMe


    Aug 10, 2002
    Waco, TX

    Pshaw...as if I won't still be here in 20 years.

  14. SuperDuck


    Sep 26, 2000

    I had no idea this comic existed when I chose my user name. I just found it this morning, when, inspired by this thread, I typed "super duck" into Google.

    Heh, parachute. Hi-larious.
  15. Pffft... you only have a brand made after you. i have a WHOLE SNACK/FOOD! ;)

  16. Josh Ryan

    Josh Ryan - that dog won't hunt, Monsignor. Supporting Member

    Mar 24, 2001
    Wow, I can't wait for Blisshead ammunition and Blisshead transmission fluid.
  17. Ah yes.

    Brad has his ketchup.
    Kserg has his soda.

    Pacman, Super Duck and chips all have their respective products as well.

    But, do we all not give my last name when we really want to impress someone? :p


    Mike :D
  18. Josh Ryan

    Josh Ryan - that dog won't hunt, Monsignor. Supporting Member

    Mar 24, 2001
    There is a powerful potato salad being developed for you right now by Phizer, Heinz and Lockheed Martin.

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