Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Stephen S, Jan 24, 2004.

  1. Stephen S

    Stephen S Member

    Apr 10, 2002
    San Bernardino, CA
  2. Brendan


    Jun 18, 2000
    Austin, TX
    The power of Christ Impales you!

    I've GOT to see this...
  3. Aaron


    Jun 2, 2001
    Bellingham, WA
    I've heard a lot about it. I still bet it isn't as good as Elvis Presley/JFK Mummy Slayers. (bubba ho-tep) :D
  4. Brendan


    Jun 18, 2000
    Austin, TX
    That there was a FUN movie. Good thing one of only like 7 theaters in the country that had it was about a 20 minute drive from my house!

    My brothers are insanely jealous.

    You get to see it, PoT?
  5. Aaron


    Jun 2, 2001
    Bellingham, WA
    Oh yea, it went to my local theater that is a
    five minute walk away. ($3 theater, too)

  6. Brendan


    Jun 18, 2000
    Austin, TX
    "They painted me this color!"
  7. I saw JC:VH about a year ago. It's availible on video now I am pretty sure, so some of your guys' local alt video places might have it.

    It was truely worthwhile!
  8. secretdonkey


    Oct 9, 2002
    Austin, TX
    "Hello, Mom? Yeah, I'm calling from LA... Yeah I did, I did get an acting job!... Yeah, it's great -- well, actually there's good news and bad news... Well the good news is that I got a role on a full length motion picture - playing Jesus Christ! Do you know how many actors line up for that kind of role?... Yeah! Oh, the bad news... Umm, well, in the movie Jesus kills vampires with a Mexican wrestler. Mom! Mom!?!... Hey wait a minute, at least it's not a porno!!! (Click)."
  9. fourstringdrums

    fourstringdrums Decidedly Indecisive Supporting Member

    Oct 20, 2002
    San Antonio
    I saw this in the I don't know :)

    oh wait wait..the Catholic in me is supposed to say:

    "That director, the actors and everyone involved with the movie are blasphemus and are going to hell" :D
  10. Brendan


    Jun 18, 2000
    Austin, TX
    But the rest of you KNOWS it needs to see this movie!
  11. Tim Cole

    Tim Cole

    Jun 12, 2002
    Findlay, Ohio
    Wow, now THAT sounds like high quality entertainment :rolleyes:
  12. Mike Money

    Mike Money Banned

    Mar 18, 2003
    Bakersfield California
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