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Joke of the Month: Drummer Joke

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by morty25, Aug 22, 2002.


  1. Hey this is funny!!!

    Johnny comes home from school, and says to his mum, "Mummy, I learned the alphabet today! The rest of the class messed up around F, but I made it all the way through!"
    Johnny's mum says, "Very good, son. That's because you're a drummer."

    Johnny comes home the next day and screams, "Mummy, Mummy, I counted to a hundred today! Everyone else couldn't get past 60, but I made it all the way to 100!"
    And his mum says, "Excellent. That's because you're a drummer."

    The next day, Johnny comes home and says, "Mummy, the teacher measured everyone's height in class today, and I was taller than everyone. Is that 'cause I'm a drummer?"
    His mum shakes her head and says, "No, honey; that's because you're twentysix."


    :p
     
  2. Gabu

    Gabu

    Jan 2, 2001
    Lake Elsinore, CA
    Yep. :) That's a good one. :D
     
  3. Nice one, I thought I'd heard 'em all :D
     
  4. Points Awarded:

    6

    Congratulations, highest points awarded so far.

    ;)

    :D:D

    Merls
     
  5. what does it mean when drool is coming out of BOTH sides of the drummer's mouth?



    the stage is level
     

  6. actually, the joke goes:

    how can you tell if the stage is level?
    drool is coming from both sides of the drummer's mouth.

    that first joke was very good though.
     
  7. Weeeee doggie, I like the first one. Hehehehe
     
  8. Selta

    Selta

    Feb 6, 2002
    Pacific Northwet
    Total fanboi of: Fractal Audio, AudiKinesis Cabs, Dingwall basses
    HAHA, woohoo, finally a new drummie joke! And I thought there were no more to be found...
     
  9. Hey, I resemble those remarks.
     
  10. Selta

    Selta

    Feb 6, 2002
    Pacific Northwet
    Total fanboi of: Fractal Audio, AudiKinesis Cabs, Dingwall basses
    Drummer Dude, we still love you. :eek: ;) :D
     
  11. JohnL

    JohnL

    Sep 20, 2000
    Grayson, GA
    I heard one the other day that I had not heard before:

    Did you see the new "Scrabble Special Edition for Drummers"? You can only score by using four-letter words.

    (cricket sound on)
     
  12. Oh stop! I'm blushing!
     
  13. Selta

    Selta

    Feb 6, 2002
    Pacific Northwet
    Total fanboi of: Fractal Audio, AudiKinesis Cabs, Dingwall basses
    Oh, but I can't :eek: :D
     
  14. Brendan

    Brendan

    Jun 18, 2000
    Austin, TX
    Whoa. That's a new one. I applaud you, we don't get many of those here!
     
  15. Dave Castelo

    Dave Castelo

    Apr 19, 2000
    Mexico
    yeah, Joke of the month!

    Ill stick this thread for some days! :)
     
  16. natebass

    natebass

    Sep 6, 2001
    Bremerton, WA
    what do you call a flautist with a cell phone??

    an optomist.

    how do you make a guitar player turn down???

    put sheet music in front of them.
     
  17. Hategear

    Hategear Workin' hard at hardly workin'.

    Apr 6, 2001
    Appleton, Swissconsin
    Uhhhh, isn't that what ebenismyhero said?
     
  18. What's the difference between plastic clarinets and wood ones?


    The plastic ones give off a nice orange glow when you burn them.
     

  19. HA HA, so true! :D

    l8rz

    Tom