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Joke of the Month: Drummer Joke

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by morty25, Aug 22, 2002.


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  1. Aug 22, 2002 #1
    morty25

    morty25

    Jul 7, 2002
    Enniskillen, Northern Ireland
    Hey this is funny!!!

    Johnny comes home from school, and says to his mum, "Mummy, I learned the alphabet today! The rest of the class messed up around F, but I made it all the way through!"
    Johnny's mum says, "Very good, son. That's because you're a drummer."

    Johnny comes home the next day and screams, "Mummy, Mummy, I counted to a hundred today! Everyone else couldn't get past 60, but I made it all the way to 100!"
    And his mum says, "Excellent. That's because you're a drummer."

    The next day, Johnny comes home and says, "Mummy, the teacher measured everyone's height in class today, and I was taller than everyone. Is that 'cause I'm a drummer?"
    His mum shakes her head and says, "No, honey; that's because you're twentysix."


    :p
     
  5. Aug 22, 2002 #2
    Gabu

    Gabu

    Jan 2, 2001
    Lake Elsinore, CA
    Yep. :) That's a good one. :D
     
  10. Aug 22, 2002 #3
    Dave Castelo

    Dave Castelo

    Apr 19, 2000
    Mexico
    I approve!

    :D
     
  14. Aug 22, 2002 #4
    Sedge

    Sedge

    Oct 9, 2000
    slightly left of the centre
    Nice one, I thought I'd heard 'em all :D
     
  18. Aug 23, 2002 #5
    merlin

    merlin

    Apr 15, 2000
    Adelaide, South Australia
    Points Awarded:

    6

    Congratulations, highest points awarded so far.

    ;)

    :D:D

    Merls
     
  22. Aug 23, 2002 #6
    ebenismyhero

    ebenismyhero

    Apr 5, 2002
    trenton, MI
    what does it mean when drool is coming out of BOTH sides of the drummer's mouth?



    the stage is level
     
  26. Aug 23, 2002 #7
    John K.

    John K. Guest

    Nov 13, 2001
    Woodstock, GA, but my true home will always be Ken

    actually, the joke goes:

    how can you tell if the stage is level?
    drool is coming from both sides of the drummer's mouth.

    that first joke was very good though.
     
  31. Aug 23, 2002 #8
    Son of Spam

    Son of Spam Guest

    Jun 28, 2001
    Moreno Valley, California (thats SoCal for you)
    Weeeee doggie, I like the first one. Hehehehe
     
  35. Aug 23, 2002 #9
    Selta

    Selta

    Feb 6, 2002
    Pacific Northwet
    Total fanboi of: Fractal Audio, AudiKinesis Cabs, Dingwall basses
    HAHA, woohoo, finally a new drummie joke! And I thought there were no more to be found...
     
  39. Aug 23, 2002 #10
    Roark Haver

    Roark Haver

    Feb 6, 2002
    Brooklyn Park, MN, USA
    Hey, I resemble those remarks.
     
  43. Aug 23, 2002 #11
    Selta

    Selta

    Feb 6, 2002
    Pacific Northwet
    Total fanboi of: Fractal Audio, AudiKinesis Cabs, Dingwall basses
    Drummer Dude, we still love you. :eek: ;) :D
     
  47. Aug 23, 2002 #12
    JohnL

    JohnL

    Sep 20, 2000
    Grayson, GA
    I heard one the other day that I had not heard before:

    Did you see the new "Scrabble Special Edition for Drummers"? You can only score by using four-letter words.

    (cricket sound on)
     
  51. Aug 23, 2002 #13
    Roark Haver

    Roark Haver

    Feb 6, 2002
    Brooklyn Park, MN, USA
    Oh stop! I'm blushing!
     
  55. Aug 23, 2002 #14
    Selta

    Selta

    Feb 6, 2002
    Pacific Northwet
    Total fanboi of: Fractal Audio, AudiKinesis Cabs, Dingwall basses
    Oh, but I can't :eek: :D
     
  59. Aug 23, 2002 #15
    Brendan

    Brendan Supporting Member

    Jun 18, 2000
    Austin, TX
    Whoa. That's a new one. I applaud you, we don't get many of those here!
     
  64. Aug 23, 2002 #16
    Dave Castelo

    Dave Castelo

    Apr 19, 2000
    Mexico
    yeah, Joke of the month!

    Ill stick this thread for some days! :)
     
  68. Aug 24, 2002 #17
    natebass

    natebass

    Sep 6, 2001
    Bremerton, WA
    what do you call a flautist with a cell phone??

    an optomist.

    how do you make a guitar player turn down???

    put sheet music in front of them.
     
  72. Aug 24, 2002 #18
    Hategear

    Hategear Workin' hard at hardly workin'.

    Apr 6, 2001
    Appleton, Swissconsin
    Uhhhh, isn't that what ebenismyhero said?
     
  76. Aug 26, 2002 #19
    Roark Haver

    Roark Haver

    Feb 6, 2002
    Brooklyn Park, MN, USA
    What's the difference between plastic clarinets and wood ones?


    The plastic ones give off a nice orange glow when you burn them.
     
  80. Aug 26, 2002 #20
    wotnwhy

    wotnwhy

    Apr 21, 2001
    the land of rain, wind and hil

    HA HA, so true! :D

    l8rz

    Tom
     
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