Joke !

Classic

 

Ah yeah, those classic jokes are a diamond dozen!

 

I thought the term was "dime a dozen".

 

Yep - "a diamond dozen"' is a classic Rickyism!

 

More like this

 

It is

 

What @Killed_by_Death don't grow won't burn him.

 

If she hit him with a Gibson, it probably caused a broken neck. Of course it was fatal.

 

For all intensive purposes, they're the same expression.

 

Well...if you wanted to get rid of a guitar and a husband, its like getting two birds stoned at one time.

 

bada bing bada boom.

welcome to the internet, where old jokes go to never die

 

Did you guys hear about the fellow without a left arm and leg?

 

A burglar was going through a house
all of a sudden a voice said
"Jesus is watching you"
What??? Oh well thought the burglar and he went back to work...
when he started to pick up the DVD player
he heard the voice again,
"Jesus is watching you"
This time the burglar pointed his
flashlight at the voice and asked
"who said that"?
It was a parrot.
"I'm Moses" said the parrot.
Who in the world would name you Moses
asked the burglar?
The parrot answered,
"the same man that named
the pitbull in the corner
Jesus

 

Ricky has some of the best manipulations of common phrases ever:

"What he doesn't grow won't burn him."
"He passed with flying carpets."
"Get two birds stoned at once."

The list goes on and on...

 

Was he all right?

 

This one took me a while. I must be getting old.