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Jones Soda.

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Dan Molina, Dec 20, 2005.


  1. Dan Molina

    Dan Molina TalkBass Secular Progressive

    Jul 17, 2002
    Murr Town, California
    A fair warning to you all. If you feel the urge to try the new Joes Soda holiday pack I'd strongly reconsider.

    The Flavors
    Turkey and Gravey
    Wild Herb Stuffing
    Punpkin Pie
    Brussel Sprout (The worst of them all)
    Cranberry Sauce

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    I've tried each and every one, and each of them are vile in their own way. The only one that has made me sick though was Brussel Sprout. Once the flavor of sewage hit my mouth I fell straight to the concrete regurgitating everything i've eaten this passed week. The taste stood with me the rest of the day making me sick to my stomache later that night.

    Moral of the story...Peer preasure sucks.
     
  2. cranberry might be good though...i like cranberries...
     
  3. Dan Molina

    Dan Molina TalkBass Secular Progressive

    Jul 17, 2002
    Murr Town, California
    I really don't like cranberries, but it was the best flavor of them all. All of my friends like it.
     
  4. Apart from Fufu Berry and Green Apple, I don't like the rest of the regular flavours...thanks for the heads up though.
     
  5. Dan Molina

    Dan Molina TalkBass Secular Progressive

    Jul 17, 2002
    Murr Town, California
    I love pretty much all of the regular flavors/ The green apple is godly.
     
  6. trog

    trog

    Nov 8, 2003
    Scotland
    You need some Irn Bru.
     
  7. my roommate loves green apple...he's given me a can, and it is awesome...
    actually now that i think about it, the pumpkin pie could be good too, remembering back to pepsi spice...i miss that!
     
  8. slapcracklepop

    slapcracklepop

    Jun 28, 2005
    Boston, MA
    Jones Soda rocks, the cream soda tastes like cotton candy
     
  9. MAJOR METAL

    MAJOR METAL HARVESTER OF SORROW Staff Member Supporting Member

    The ones i have tried have been very tart.
     
  10. Bob Clayton

    Bob Clayton Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

    Aug 14, 2001
    Deptford, NJ
    never even heard of them
     
  11. Indeed. Brussel Sprout soda was perhaps the worst tasting thing to ever enter my mouth. Nothing has ever triggered a gag reflex on me quite like this did. The other flavors in the holiday pack are also quite awful.

    Forunately a portion of the proceeds go to Saint Judes. We're suffering for a good cause!
     
  12. Brad Barker

    Brad Barker Supporting Member

    Apr 13, 2001
    berkeley, ca
    why would anyone want turkey and gravy in soda form? :confused:


    frankly, if you knowingly pour brussels sprouts flavored soda down your esophagus, you deserve your fate. :scowl:
     
  13. Dan Molina

    Dan Molina TalkBass Secular Progressive

    Jul 17, 2002
    Murr Town, California
    I didn't think it was going to be so bad, because I like brussel sprouts (in fried rice). Though that tasted nothing like it.
     
  14. True. My warning should come from the fact theres was salt on the ingredients list.
     
  15. I like Jones.

    I found about about a drink called "Sobe"

    ...They're both good. :smug:
     
  16. Kind of reminds me of beef flavored gum. For some reason that did not catch on either.
     
  17. embellisher

    embellisher Holy Ghost filled Bass Player Staff Member Supporting Member

    Hmm... sounds like a great way to lose some weight. I wonder if it is too late to order a couple of cases?
     
  18. isn't that from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate factory?
     
  19. MJ5150

    MJ5150 Terrific Twister

    Apr 12, 2001
    Lacey, WA
    I'm with Brad on this one. Why in the world would anyone want to drink Wild Herb Stuffing soda? Come on......

    I do appreciate the warning, and your willingness to "take one for the team". :D

    -Mike