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Jungle drums

Discussion in 'Bass Humor [DB]' started by Hermes, Dec 12, 2005.

  1. Hermes


    Dec 9, 2005
    A guy arrives on a tropical island for a two-week vacation. When he gets off the plane he hears the sound of drums way off in the distance and thinks "Cool."

    When he gets to his hotel he can still hear the drums in the background. Wherever he goes, the beach, the restaurant, all he can hear is boom boom boom coming from the hills. It keeps him awake the whole first night.

    In the morning he goes down to the hotel reception and asks how can he get the drums to stop. "No. No" cries the receptionist "Drums must never stop."

    "Why" he asks.

    "If drums stop" the native tells him "Bass solo begin."
  2. Justin K-ski

    Justin K-ski Supporting Member

    May 13, 2005
    siiigh, it's a classic.
  3. dbgal


    Nov 28, 2005
    Shared this with the community orchestra last night after the conductor mentioned something about my "bass solo" at the start of "In the Hall of the Mountain King"- everyone was rolling... :p