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Just Curious

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Woodchuck, Jun 10, 2003.


  1. Woodchuck

    Woodchuck

    Apr 21, 2000
    Atlanta / Macon (sigh)
    Gallien Krueger for the last 12 years!
    Why is it that when an attractive female bassist post here, you young cats lose it?
     
  2. hot female bassists? where? WHERE?
    WHERE?!?!
     
  3. Petebass

    Petebass

    Dec 22, 2002
    QLD Australia
    Aw Cmon woodchuck. Just because yours is all old and shrivelled, surely you remember what it's like to be a raging torrent of hormones.....
     
  4. attractive female bassist post here? Since when?
     
  5. Nick Gann

    Nick Gann Talkbass' Tubist in Residence

    Mar 24, 2002
    Silver Spring, MD
    Man can think with one of two organs.... But only has enough blood to operate one at a time.
     
  6. Woodchuck

    Woodchuck

    Apr 21, 2000
    Atlanta / Macon (sigh)
    Gallien Krueger for the last 12 years!
    Failed the blind taste test, huh?
     
  7. Thor

    Thor Moderator Staff Member Gold Supporting Member

    Females ???

    Nahhhh

    When you get old you get immune ....

    Spent Monday and Tuesday in Iceland investigating their national hospital system. Daughter had a kidney stone.

    The nurses all look like blonde Valkyries.

    While sitting in the waiting room, I felt the need for a spongebath, how curious.

    No males react that way...

    Never
     
  8. mikemulcahy

    mikemulcahy

    Jun 13, 2000
    The Abyss

    :D :D That was priceless :D :D


    Mike
     
  9. Petebass

    Petebass

    Dec 22, 2002
    QLD Australia
    I know how to bring the best out of a person - insult their genetailia.... works every time.

    though I'm starting to wonder why woodchuck doesn't like girls???? :)
     
  10. Mike Money

    Mike Money Banned

    Mar 18, 2003
    Bakersfield California
    Avatar Speakers Endorsing Hooligan
    Because d00d, hye r chikz nda they hvae brasesteses!
     
  11. moley

    moley

    Sep 5, 2002
    Hampshire, UK
    Who'd you have in mind, Woodcuck?

    (for both the attractive female bass player and the young cats that lose it).
     
  12. Bruce Lindfield

    Bruce Lindfield Unprofessional TalkBass Contributor Gold Supporting Member

    I think it's the opposite - WC knows that the easiest way to put a member of the opposite sex off you, is to act like this.

    What he is saying is that, the vast majority of TB members are betraying the fact that they couldn't get laid in a whorehouse, with vast sums of money and an instruction manual!! ;)
     
  13. moley

    moley

    Sep 5, 2002
    Hampshire, UK
    LMFBO!! Now there's a Lindfield quote worth remembering! :D

    You are right, of course, about putting them off by acting like that.
     
  14. thrash_jazz

    thrash_jazz

    Jan 11, 2002
    Ottawa, Ontario, Canada
    Artist: JAF Basses, Circle K Strings
    WHO TOLD Y... I mean, errr, NO!!! ;)
     
  15. It's good to be an old, happily married geezer.
     
  16. ZuluFunk

    ZuluFunk

    Apr 14, 2001
    Pennsylvania
    I think too many bassists here, deep down, see this as a MEN ONLY club. They come across as flirty etc, but subconsciously, they do so to scare away the femmes from their turf.
     
  17. Petebass

    Petebass

    Dec 22, 2002
    QLD Australia
    pppppffftttt... maybe everyone on TB is really Gay like Woodchuck? :)
     
  18. Attractive women and basses don't seem to co-exist in my state:meh: :bawl:
     
  19. i fixed it for you.
     
  20. Wrong Robot

    Wrong Robot Guest

    Apr 8, 2002
    Where's Dave Castelo when you need him