It's the last paragraph that made me laugh. Double Neck Guitar/Bass - The Only One - Stratocaster / Mustang | guitars | St. Catharines | Kijiji Double Neck Guitar/Bass - The Only One - Stratocaster / Mustang Introduce yourself to Mr. Guitar: Made of a mad mix of Fender and Squire pieces, with a Stratocaster permanently joined to a Mustang short-scale bass. It's in the Mike Rutherford style with the guitar on top - most others are reversed. Features: - Massive, one piece pickguard. - Converted to single output (i.e. guitar and bass through same jack), but this could be reversed. Both jacks are in place. - 5-way switch on strat removed and replaced with three pickup selector toggles. - Single toggle switch between bass and guitar controls which instrument is "on". - Volume and tone controls. Provisions for additional pots are under the other knobs (labelled Flux Capacitor, Spine Adjuster, and Mystery Knob) - Bridge pickup on stratocaster replaced with an epicly loud humbucker. - Stock, single coil pickup on the bass. Still is plenty loud. - The necks are in great shape. Just set it up, so the intonation is correct on both necks. - The body is what it is - it has some imperfections near the joining line, but it is solid. Serious inquiries only. The price is firm at $1000. If you only have $950, please save the additional $50 and then contact me. This is what most would consider to be a personal problem. If you live out of town and it's going to cost you $20 in gas to get here, the price will not be reduced to accomodate your fuel. Again, this is a personal problem. If you are looking to trade, the only thing I am interested in is a Gretch Electromatic 12-string.