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Last ninja: 'Be able to kill your students'

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by DigMe, Apr 26, 2006.


  1. kserg

    kserg

    Feb 20, 2004
    London, UK
    Pirates > ninjas
     
  2. Josh Ryan

    Josh Ryan - that dog won't hunt, Monsignor. Supporting Member

    Mar 24, 2001
    that's good advice, for a Ninja or a Wild Eagle.
     
  3. DigMe

    DigMe

    Aug 10, 2002
    Waco, TX
    Or a 4th grade teacher.

    bc
     
  4. wolfs

    wolfs

    Jan 18, 2006
    nyc
    "Just like other mammals, ninjas can be mean OR totally awesome."
     
  5. Josh Ryan

    Josh Ryan - that dog won't hunt, Monsignor. Supporting Member

    Mar 24, 2001
    not to self:

    Do not send kids to Brad's class if we ever move to Texas.
     
  6. d8g3jdh

    d8g3jdh Guest

    Aug 9, 2005
    Maybe in crazy wacko upside down super bad land.
     
  7. DigMe

    DigMe

    Aug 10, 2002
    Waco, TX
    Yeah...pirates TOTALLY don't have those special boots that let you climb up walls.

    bc
     
  8. kserg

    kserg

    Feb 20, 2004
    London, UK
    You can scare homophobes with ass pirates, ninjas? Not so much eh?

    Let me explain this like this:

    Ninjas have: sticks
    Pirates have: Guns
    Guns: better then sticks
    Sticks: weaker then guns
    Solution: Pirates are stronger then Ninjas just like bass is better then guitar.

    Let me try this another way

    Statement1: Pirates and better then guitarist
    Statement 2: ninjas are guitarist
    Conclusion: Pirates are better the Ninjas

    Or like this:

    Zombies pawn all
    Pirates are known to be Zombies
    Ninjas, not so much
    Pirate Zombies pawn more then Ninja Zombies as they are in greater numbers.


    However i come to conclusion that "Pirate Ninjas" are the unbeatable combination along with "Pirate Ninja Zombies".
     
  9. Brad Barker

    Brad Barker

    Apr 13, 2001
    berkeley, ca
    yeah, exactly:

    he meant 1/pirates > 1/ninjas.
     
  10. DigMe

    DigMe

    Aug 10, 2002
    Waco, TX
    As usual, I don't understand a word.

    bc
     
  11. kserg

    kserg

    Feb 20, 2004
    London, UK

    Let me put this in your language Mr. Qintar:

    Pirates are incredible.

    Ninjas are not.
     
  12. barthanatos

    barthanatos Insert witty comment here

    Feb 8, 2006
    South Carolina
    No, California's not like that.
     
  13. DigMe

    DigMe

    Aug 10, 2002
    Waco, TX
    What does the Qintar have to do with any of this?

    Anyway...I think I can barely make out your engrish. You're saying that ninjas totally pwn, right?

    bc
     
  14. kserg

    kserg

    Feb 20, 2004
    London, UK

    Fine! Let’s put it into Texan language:

    Don't mess with Pirates.

    And now my own drunkard language:

    [​IMG]

    If you can't understand that, then go back to California you untexan and undrunkard.
     
  15. d8g3jdh

    d8g3jdh Guest

    Aug 9, 2005
    Math. :spit:
     
  16. BassyBill

    BassyBill The smooth moderator... Gold Supporting Member

    Mar 12, 2005
    West Midlands UK
    I was right. You'll make a darned fine journalist, laddie! ;)
     

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