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Latest development in the search for the Qintar

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by jive1, Oct 12, 2005.


  1. jive1

    jive1 Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member Commercial User

    Jan 16, 2003
    Alexandria,VA
    Owner/Retailer: Jive Sound
    So, I'm working tirelessly in my investigation. I review all the past suspects - NJL, DigMe, Matt Till, Gard, Myself, etc.... I run endless amounts of data through the Advanced Simulation System (A.S.S.). I question potential witnesses. I do what I can, but I only came up with the same results as before.

    I was wondering if maybe Gard's admission was correct. Maybe he was using reverse psychology on me. Maybe for once, Gard wasn't being a wisea$$ and messing with folks. Could he really have been the Qintar?

    I was about to send the Secret Hidden Intelligence Taskforce (S.H.!.T.) to barge into the Rocoe Factory to apprehend him. Unfortunately one of my top operatives notified me that he was too fat and his back was too weak to apprehend the mighty Gard. But then realized that the Qintar is buff but has skinny legs. Neither "buff" nor "skinny", describe Gard.

    Discouraged, I decided to get a bite to eat.
    And then when I looked at the sign at KFC I saw this vision

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    which led me to think:
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    And led me to this:
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    Looks like we have another suspect. Fits the big arms description. Time to call up the S.H.!.T. and run some new things through the A.S.S.
     
  2. DigMe

    DigMe

    Aug 10, 2002
    Waco, TX
    Who the hell is that?

    brad cook
     
  3. someone w/ two large thighs and a small breast.
     
  4. mikemulcahy

    mikemulcahy

    Jun 13, 2000
    The Abyss
    100 Qintar = 1 Lek


    Mike
     
  5. Its the Big O! Look at those pipes! :D
     
  6. Incredible

    -someone had to say it. :rollno:
     
  7. jive1

    jive1 Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member Commercial User

    Jan 16, 2003
    Alexandria,VA
    Owner/Retailer: Jive Sound
    Thor
     
  8. The trail leading to me has gone cold...good, good...
     
  9. Jonki

    Jonki I will not slap my Bee!

    Oct 14, 2003
    Arendal, Norway
    you guys have too much spare time :D
     
  10. Josh Ryan

    Josh Ryan - that dog won't hunt, Monsignor. Staff Member Supporting Member

    Mar 24, 2001
    Your getting good with pchop.
     
  11. embellisher

    embellisher Holy Ghost filled Bass Player Staff Member Supporting Member

    Strangely enough, I saw the Wild Eagle in my mirror this morning.
     
  12. jive1

    jive1 Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member Commercial User

    Jan 16, 2003
    Alexandria,VA
    Owner/Retailer: Jive Sound
    Jeff, you the Qintar?!?!?! No way.

    hmmmm, Qintar likes to tell tall tales and your username is Embellisher...very interesting development indeed.

    What do you know about building fences? How about the Pin Ho Kung Fu academy?

    Would it be against TB rules to run a Mod through the A.S.S.?
     
  13. embellisher

    embellisher Holy Ghost filled Bass Player Staff Member Supporting Member

    You want to run a rod through my WHAT?
     
  14. Gard

    Gard Commercial User

    Mar 31, 2000
    Greensboro, NC, USA
    General Manager, Roscoe Guitars
    ...I just spit coffee all over my monitor, thanks Jeff!

    :spit:


    By the way, has anyone else noticed that the person most interested in "looking for" the Quintar is Jive??? He has numerous suspects, but never finds him...interesting...

    ...could it be that HE is the Pink Princess???

    :ninja:
     
  15. Thor

    Thor Moderator Staff Member Gold Supporting Member

    Well, obviously Jive1's A.S.S. is faulty. And the Secret Hidden
    Intelligence Taskforce (S.H.I.T.) is well, full of it, like all
    secret gummint agencies. The erroneous chub pile of S.H.I.T
    lies in the mis-application of the
    Useful Normal Data Entry Reverse-engineered Worksheet Enhancing Attainable Results, or U.N.D.E.R.W.E.A.R.

    Upon reapplying the UNDERWEAR to the problem at hand
    with the additional parameter 'Pink Princess', the following result came through the A.S.S.








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    Gard, I think we are on to something here! I am going to run a
    few more iterations and report back.
     
  16. NJL

    NJL

    Apr 12, 2002
    San Antonio
    Once again, both Gard and Thor are hiding things....even "Mr. Neutral" (Jeff) seems to be in on it....
     
  17. Thor

    Thor Moderator Staff Member Gold Supporting Member

    Well, my A.S.S. is really in High Gear today, and the
    new results from the Wonderful UNDERWEAR Search System
    W.U.S.S. revealed this match on the The Qintar vs Pink Princess legs.

    I think we are really on to something here!





    [​IMG]
     
  18. Bruce Lindfield

    Bruce Lindfield Unprofessional TalkBass Contributor Gold Supporting Member

    Give his initial post :

    the Qintar08-17-2000, 08:14 PM
    qintar is the name for money in albania, i thought it was neat cause it has the q, but is lacking the u, one of the few words youll find that has a q but no u. i used it playing scrabble once, caused quite the uproar until it was discovered that it was a word, the qintar was my aol name too, so i just carried it over to here



    I think this is more like it :


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