Legs cut off at amusement part!

I hate reading this sort of thing, I really do. Poor kid

 

That's really awful. I hope they can figure out what exactly happened.

One more reason for me to hate amusement parks.

 

Can you say "10 million dollar lawsuit", boys and girls?

Very good!

 

Damn, bears -- Livin' inside amusement park rides, eatin' the feet offa little kids...

Wait! What am I saying?!? The bears were there before Six Flags! It's their right to live in the ride! And, the kid was stupid for thinking she'd be safe in "bear country"!

Damn amusement park bears! Quick! Find Winnie the Pooh! He needs to be killed -- NOW!

EDIT: Nobody's safe, I tell ya!!!!!

 

How in the hell did she get her feet cut off? Isn't that the ride where your feet are dangling? If the ride go straight up and down, there's nothing to hit.

If it was the force of the ride going up that ripped her feet off, then that is one sick kid.

 

who is that bassist?

 

No, some sort of cable came loose and cut her feet off. Freaking horrible, they say she was just sitting there perfectly quiet afterwards totally in shock. I really hate this sh*t

 

Sheryl Crow

 

That's Sheryl Crow. The guy in the bear suit? John Mayer. I kid you not!

 

John Mayer's unbearable

 

Gotta love the Freudian slip @ the thread title.

 

yup

 

bad thing, presumabley good person. who would have thunk it. well i'm sure as hell never gonna get my wife on any amusement rides now.

 

So how else are you gunna git laid?

 

I hope they can put them back on!

Small consolation but she deserves 54 million way more than the tool who lost his pants.

 

What was Sheryl Crow doing on an amusement park ride anyway??

 

+1 on that.

I'd love to see the forensic engineering reports that come out on this accident. IMHO, cable breakage in a situation like this is unacceptable; it suggests some serious deficiencies in inspection, maintenance, design, and/or contruction.

 

i dont believe you.