Lesser Known Standards

When your liver has gone
If I were a bull
Chick to chick
I let a song go out of my fart

 

I Can't Give You Anything But Gloves
You Nork, You Nork
Green Coughin' Street

 

What is this thing called? love.
There will never be another ewe.

 

Beautiful But(t)

The Days of Swine and Noses

Black Orifice (or, A Way, Has His Wife, With A Tool)

Chartreuse Porpoise Boulevard

In a Sorta Mental Mood

Bela by Barlight

 

I'm In the Nude For Love
Green Endorphin Street
Lullaby Of The Loaves
Shave
Kissed A Sadist
Satan Doll
Silver's Gatorade
Angel Thighs
Lullaby of Turdland
etc.

 

You're leaving out the Irish tunes

FITZHUGH OR NO ONE
OOP BOP SHILLELAIGH


or how about
(ONCE I HAD A) SECRET CODE
I'M AN OLD FASCIST (I love the moonlight...marches that is!)
AUTUMN LEAVES (so why won't you)

and that perennial rhythm section favorite

YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE ONE IS

 

Butt Beautiful (check out the centerfold)
Maid in Porridge
All Snooze
Alice's Underband
A Bone Together
A Froggy Day
Black Bile
Constipation (how'd ja miss that one?)
Cork and Bottle (just going down the table of contents here)
Dear Old Stockboy
Don't Frame Me
Easy to Loathe
How Intransitive

 

• (Sh)it Could Happen to You
• Getting Semen All Over You
• I Remember You (And All the ****ed Up **** You Used to Do)
• Alice, Your Pants Are Down
• You Stepped Out the Latrine

 

OK, now this has fallen over into the gutter (from a recent set list):

• Sweet Sue, F**k You
• A Smooth Bum
• InnaMelloTonaDaVida
• Honey, suckle Rose
• I Loved Paris
• Killer Fred
• Small, the Things You Are

 

Musty
Orange Coloured Guy
Days of Swine and Roaches
Enema Solitude (In my Servitude)
Dude, in ya go.

 

From Whitney Houston;

"I'm Shaving Off My Muff For You"

 

Rock 'n' roll too?

Schmuck on the Water

 

lmfao!!

 

Ed,

How about posting those lyrics again?

 

I thought you'd never ask....

With thanks to John Ray and apologies to countless clueless tenor players everywhere

YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE ONE IS
You don't know
where one is,
you never know the changes or the form.
Your playing is so far below the norm
And you don't know
where one is.

You don't know
what beats are,
you cannot tell beat one from and of 3.
Just how lame can one poor fella be?
And you don't know
where one is.

Don't you know
the key or chords
for tunes you claim you're knowin'?
No wonder
you sound so lost
once you've started blowin'.

I can't tell
from your line
whether you're in 3 or in 5/4.
I tell you this and tell you one thing more,
you don't know
where one is.

 

Czars Fell on Ali Baba
You Bite Up my Wife
Goon Fight in Vermont
One Note Santa
Thanks for the Mammaries
Smog Gets In Your Eyes
Car Rust
My Heart Belongs to Flabby
S'Wunderbar
Don't Got a Round Gut Any More

 

My One and Only Glove (I think that came from Chick Corea's collaboration with Michael Jackson)