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Let’s think of some new names for new Fenders

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by Ostie, Jan 15, 2021.


  1. Ostie

    Ostie

    Aug 1, 2018
    Mid MI
    Nobody plays the name game like Fender. So let’s brainstorm for them and come up with some new names for future basses. I’ll start:

    Fender Pasta Primavera with Roasted Pine Nut body
    Squier Vintage Modified Antique Artifact Relic
    Fender Jive-Ass Jazz Three
    Squier Javelina Custom Classic Exclusive
    Fender Canadian Player Precision Fretless Wonder

    Note: all in fun, no disrespect intended to anyone. I own a couple Fenders myself.
     
  2. Bent77

    Bent77

    Mar 6, 2013
    Colorado
    So question. Does that Jive Ass 3 have 3 pickups, or three strings. Asking for a friend
     
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  3. Bent77

    Bent77

    Mar 6, 2013
    Colorado
    Fender Bender body shop special
     
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  4. Bent77

    Bent77

    Mar 6, 2013
    Colorado
    They need a “B”

    so
    P
    B
    J
     
  5. dalkowski

    dalkowski Supporting Member

    May 20, 2009
    Massachusetts USofA
    The TortNFlats (ooo! New band name, I call it!)
     
  6. Killing Floor

    Killing Floor Supporting Member

    Feb 7, 2020
    Austin, TX
    Prescription
    They could make a pill shaped string retainer and safety cap knobs. I’d buy one.
     
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  7. Winslow

    Winslow

    Sep 25, 2011
    Group "W" Bench
    I came up with one last year, made especially for church bassists and/or players exasperated with their situation:

    I give you (again)... the Fender Jeez Bass! :woot:

    jeez-bass-jpg.jpg

    Sell lines for the brochure:
    • "Good tone without sacrifice."
    • "The most Heavenly-sounding bass ever!"
    • "Versatile enough to be three basses in one!"
    • "A bargain price at just 30 pieces of silver!"
    etc.

    (Everybody in the basket!)
    hell-in-a-hand-basket-cafe-png.png

    :D
     
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  8. Jeff Scott

    Jeff Scott Rickenbacker guru..........

    Apr 11, 2006
    How about some sig instruments for those who are really deserving of one but we know that 7ender would never come forth with?

    Alan White Jazz Bass
    Johnny Carson (how many wives?) Television
    Doc Severinsen Coronado (three stringed)
    Stevie Wonder Super Precision Bass (88 strings)
    Jimmy Page Sloppy Bass

    I could go on forever with this.................. :smug:
     
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  9. jchrisk1

    jchrisk1 Supporting Member

    Nov 15, 2009
    Northern MI
    The Ditto
    Carbon Copy
    H-D
     
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  10. bassdude51

    bassdude51 "You never even called me by my name." Supporting Member

    Nov 1, 2008
    Central Ohio
    Fender "Refried Bass" (I wish I had the computer skills to do an example decal.)
     
    Last edited: Jan 15, 2021
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  11. Jeff Scott

    Jeff Scott Rickenbacker guru..........

    Apr 11, 2006
    Just how graphic did you have in mind? :eek:
     
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  12. TheReceder

    TheReceder

    Jul 12, 2010
    Mn.
    I think they should play the name game like EBMM.

    The American Classic MIK Fender Squier Precision
     
    Last edited: Jan 15, 2021
  13. The BLENDER series. Oh, wait, they already have that.....
     
  14. Lagado

    Lagado Inactive

    Jan 6, 2020
    They should be renamed the diametric opposite. Instead of the Precision, it should be named the Bodge. The Fender Bodge Bass. The Jazz should be known as the Fender Folker Bass and the Fender Dimension as the Fender Demented.
     
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  15. bmusic

    bmusic

    Oct 22, 2017
    Los Angeles
    Fender Plastercaster
     
  16. ardgedee

    ardgedee

    May 13, 2018
    Fender Polka
    Fender Lullaby
    Fender Threnody
     
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  17. Chrisk-K

    Chrisk-K

    Jan 20, 2010
    AZ, USA
    The Fender Ultra Modern Vintage series starting from $1,999.
     
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  18. Lagado

    Lagado Inactive

    Jan 6, 2020
    I remember a guy years back with a strat copy who put a "Stratocastrater" decal on it.
     
  19. bmusic

    bmusic

    Oct 22, 2017
    Los Angeles
    Fender Road Worn Pure Vintage ‘83 Reissue Fullerton American Vintage ‘57 Precision Bass
     
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