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Let’s think of some new names for new Fenders

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by Ostie, Jan 15, 2021.


  1. dougjwray

    dougjwray

    Jul 20, 2005
    You beat me to it! :laugh:
    I was going to say that Fender will issue a press release stating, "We are finally bowing to public pressure and changing the name of our budget line from 'Squier' to 'Squire.'"
     
  2. dougjwray

    dougjwray

    Jul 20, 2005
    Fender Schmender
    "It's a bass! Whaddya want, already?!"
     
  3. dougjwray

    dougjwray

    Jul 20, 2005
    How about the Fender Artist Series Performer Professional American Vintage Original Standard 60th Anniversary Vintera Road Worn Pawn Shop Highway One Precision Bass?
     
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  4. The Kim Kardashian Cabronita Bass



    Appeals to today's lower I.Q. human.


    Massive bottom end.
     
  5. Michedelic

    Michedelic MId-Century Modern

     
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  6. Lagado

    Lagado Inactive

    Jan 6, 2020
    Fender Jagermeister.
     
  7. dougjwray

    dougjwray

    Jul 20, 2005
    The "CBS Era Reissue Series."
    (For the naive youngsters out there!)
     


  8. Only available in Antigua.


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  9. Glarry P-bass
     
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  10. MLC_BassPlayer

    MLC_BassPlayer Gold Supporting Member

    Feb 15, 2010
    Apex, NC
    The Fender Flare...
     
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  11. Lagado

    Lagado Inactive

    Jan 6, 2020
    Fender Jacuzzi Bass.
     
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  12. Makes no sense at all but sounds excellent!
     
  13. That name requires an even bigger headstock than usual, so.....

    :rollno:
     
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  14. Lagado

    Lagado Inactive

    Jan 6, 2020
    It's a cross between the Jaguar bass and the Jazzmaster guitar. In the form of a drink.
     
  15. Claymore

    Claymore

    Nov 10, 2019
    Rhode Island
    Fender Jackwagon Deluxe
     
  16. Renegade bass

    Renegade bass

    Nov 2, 2020
    A Paul Simonon signature.
    The Violent Of-Fender
     
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  17. Jaycat

    Jaycat

    Sep 8, 2018
    "Freddy."
     
  18. The Owl

    The Owl

    Aug 14, 2005
    GA
    Disastercaster
     
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  19. Kukulkan61

    Kukulkan61 Supporting Member

    Feb 8, 2011
    Northern Arizona
    How about The SO SO Bass..
    Same O Same O...:woot:
     
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  20. mongo2

    mongo2

    Feb 17, 2008
    Da Shaw
    We've been calling the Antigua finish Barf-O-Casters and Snot-O-Casters for years but now I like Regurgicaster the best.
     
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