1. Please take 30 seconds to register your free account to remove most ads, post topics, make friends, earn reward points at our store, and more!  
  2. Welcome Back!  Please see this thread for more info about the site outage.  Thank you for your patience as we work out bugs and tweak server configs.

Let’s think of some new names for new Fenders

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by Ostie, Jan 15, 2021.


  1. bmusic

    bmusic

    Oct 22, 2017
    Los Angeles
    shoot, I forgot a “reissue.” It should be:

    Fender Road Worn Pure Vintage Reissue ‘83 Fullerton American Vintage Reissue ‘57 Precision Bass
     
  2. selowitch

    selowitch Supporting Member

    Aug 6, 2005
    Rockville MD
    Fender Anodyne Precision Bass
    Fender Anodyne Jazz Bass

    available in three thrilling combinations of black/rosewood, sunburst/maple, or white/rosewood
     
    Last edited: Jan 15, 2021
  3. 4andnomore

    4andnomore Supporting Member

    Nov 14, 2008
    How about the "Same-old Same-old Deluxe"? Limited Edition of course.
     
    The Owl and gebass6 like this.
  4. Top of line “won’t leave the house” or maybe “stolen at first gig”
     
    The Owl likes this.
  5. mr_musica

    mr_musica

    Dec 1, 2014
    El Salvador
    The Panoramic Deluxe, with stereo outputs

    The Pandemic... with a viral tone (although this could backfire somehow...)
    The Baroque Precision (built only with materials available on that day and age, kinda like Keto diets...)
    oh wait... The Keto Dimension available in week-old-cauliflower white...
     
    Thegrandwazoo and The Owl like this.
  6. ebo

    ebo

    Jul 15, 2012
    Bay Area, Ca
    The Fender Imprecision. Refuses to stay in tune.
     
    The Owl likes this.
  7. selowitch

    selowitch Supporting Member

    Aug 6, 2005
    Rockville MD
    Now with classic, period-correct truss rod adjustment at the nut!
     
    Thegrandwazoo and The Owl like this.
  8. swink

    swink

    Jan 10, 2019
    Fender imperfection bass (no QC needed)
     
  9. I dont think I can top the Jeez Bass lol. But here goes, The New 2021 Fender SwagCaster line. Including the 2021 Swag Bass, The offset SwagMaster and the Paranormal SwizShlicker TeleBoobsupport.
     
    Last edited: Jan 15, 2021
    Thegrandwazoo likes this.
  10. dougjwray

    dougjwray

    Jul 20, 2005
    "Fender Prototype Number One", a faithful Custom Shop replica of Leo's legendary first stab at an electric bass, before he thought to include tuning machines and an output jack.
    Rendered in balsa wood. Inscribed on the neckplate: "He got it right the first time."
     
    Last edited: Jan 15, 2021
    Max, gebass6, Chickenwheels and 2 others like this.
  11. gebass6

    gebass6 We're not all trying to play the same music.

    You got to it before I did!
    Can also be called The Groundhog Day"Special.
    To be reissued over and over and over and over and over and over and over and.............
     
  12. OptimalOptimus

    OptimalOptimus

    Jan 4, 2019
    Canada
    Pee
    Jee
    Mus

    Whatever name they give it is always the same product and when they dare come out with something new and modern... they get back lash and whiners from the Fender traditionalists...
     
    instrumentalist likes this.
  13. Plain Old Barry

    Plain Old Barry Supporting Member

    Mar 1, 2018
    Connecticut
    What's God's favorite chord? Gsus! :laugh:

    Tip your waitresses, I'll be here all week!
     
    Thegrandwazoo, mikewalker and Winslow like this.
  14. Low8

    Low8 Supporting Member

    Mar 30, 2014
    The Tenthousanddollarcaster.
     
    Erik Asma and Winslow like this.
  15. Winslow

    Winslow

    Sep 25, 2011
    Group "W" Bench
    Blasphemy-but funny.png
     
  16. soundsupport1

    soundsupport1

    Aug 17, 2017
    Lakland.
     
    Thegrandwazoo likes this.
  17. soundsupport1

    soundsupport1

    Aug 17, 2017
    Fender Pyjama. Or PJ, for short.
     
  18. Pocket4

    Pocket4 Supporting Member

    Dec 9, 2013
    New Hampshire
    Ultra Fullerplasticaster.
     
    Chickenwheels likes this.
  19. foolforthecity

    foolforthecity Supporting Member

    Heck yeah I’d buy that
     
  20. pbass74

    pbass74

    Sep 19, 2015
    Sunland, CA
    Fender Mexican-American Professional Deluxe.
     
    Thegrandwazoo likes this.
  21. Primary

    Primary TB Assistant

    Here are some related products that TB members are talking about. Clicking on a product will take you to TB’s partner, Primary, where you can find links to TB discussions about these products.

     
    Apr 11, 2021

Share This Page

  1. This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
    By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.