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Let’s think of some new names for new Fenders

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by Ostie, Jan 15, 2021.

  1. New names for Fenders? hmmm.... let me see here...




    Rocker Panels

    I'm sure I'm onto some kind of a theme here....
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  2. Dincrest

    Dincrest Supporting Member

    Sep 27, 2004
    New Jersey
    P-Bass 24 needs to become a thing.
    PsyDocHill likes this.
  3. Bring back an (updated) older model...

    Squier Ultra Contemporary Katana. The Fender version would likely be more difficult to market. :)

    The Boxer...1 string, 6 frets, no knobs...played wearing boxing gloves.

    The Fender B3 (Beer Belly Bass) - deep back contour for less-than-svelte among us. Includes beer bottle opener and koozie on the headstock.

    The Fender IKEA Special Edition...you assemble it yourself.

    The Fender 12px-Prince_logo.svg.png Tribute...A funk machine but comes only in purple.
    Thegrandwazoo and covermego like this.
  4. Koshchei


    Mar 17, 2019
    Peterborough, ON
    It's significant because the pickup uses magnets that were stored in a box that Abby Ybarra once walked past. A steal at only $6899.
  5. Eilif

    Eilif Holding it down in K-Town. Supporting Member

    Oct 1, 2001
  6. SpazzTheBassist


    Jun 20, 2006
    The Fender Derision

    Its a Custom Shop copy of a P Bass copy
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  7. chadds


    Mar 18, 2000
  8. Procrastinatinator.
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  9. wmhill


    Aug 20, 2012
    upstate NY
    MTD basses endorsed artist Bartolini pickups emerging artist TECAMP bass players gear endorsed
    fender Redundancy.jpg

  10. NOVAX


    Feb 7, 2009
    More Old Fords:

    Fender Fairmont
    Fender Ranchero
    Fender Pinto exploding bass
    Fender Maverick
    Fender Taurus
    Fender Crown Vic!
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  11. chadds


    Mar 18, 2000
  12. The most heavy relic job on a bass, ever.

    How about a Made in North Korea Commemorative Original American Telecaster bass, known by its acronym "MiNK COAT".

    If they brought the Stu Hamm-endorsed Urge bass back, they could have the Fender Urge Bass American Reissue, aka the "FUBAR".

    Or maybe a John Paul Jones signature Jazz, with a JPJ pickup configuration?

    I guess none of those are really new names though. So perhaps the Fender Stimulus, so you can spend your cheque [apologies to some of you for the non-US English spelling] on one.
  13. covermego

    covermego Still here....... Supporting Member

    Sep 5, 2010
    Redding, CA
    Yeah.... A Squire Esquier Base in 2 tone 3TS!!!!
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  14. Thegrandwazoo

    Thegrandwazoo Supporting Member

    Sep 8, 2013
    West Virginia
    Fender American Special Precision Japan Closet Squier Jazz Classic Ultra Mega Dimension Turbo Vintage Modern Bronco Player Blacktop Mustang Signature Heritage StarTelecaster Bass Reissue. All passive, $5 bridge, Korean fretwork, just $2,679.99.
  15. Thegrandwazoo

    Thegrandwazoo Supporting Member

    Sep 8, 2013
    West Virginia
    I’d consider that if it was a Jazz...
  16. Killing Floor

    Killing Floor Supporting Member

    Feb 7, 2020
    Austin, TX
    Wait...2 tone 3TS??? GENIUS!!! BRILLIANT!!!
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  17. covermego

    covermego Still here....... Supporting Member

    Sep 5, 2010
    Redding, CA
    The NEW Ultra Rare Under-The-Bed Reissue Private Collectors Edition, starting at $28,500.00. Complete with reissue, retro-dated CTS pots. No case included. Owners manual can be downloaded online.
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  18. Weighs a ton, the body is encased in 1/8 " thick slightly cloudy poly (with a couple of bits chipped of an edge to prove it's depth) incredibly loose neck pocket and no existent quality control. The sales slogan could be, "Featuring all the care and quality control you'd expect from the suits at a 70's corporate giant." or "From unloved bastard step child then, to nostalgic and quirky collectors item today."
  19. JeezyMcNuggles


    Feb 23, 2018
    Santa Maria, CA
    I suck, but nobody really notices
    But, then it wouldn't be a strat. Like, I'm talking input plate, switch, pickguard, the works. Only bigger, with 4 strings. I'd so buy that.
    Last edited: Jan 15, 2021
  20. Rumblefisher

    Rumblefisher Supporting Member

    Aug 22, 2007
    Astoria, NY
    Peanutbutter Jelly Time Special (a yellow PJ)

    Royale with Cheese (SD Quarterpounder pickups)

    The Nacho Libre (fiesta red body, roasted birdseye maple neck and board)

    I must be hungry :D
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