Let’s think of some new names for new Fenders

Fender '51 Original Disintegration Ultimate Nitro Finish Reissue. The neck and body are completely bare as all the nito has turned to a handful of dust in the bottom of the case.

 

Fantaster!

PJ Bottoms

 

Incision Bass with extra sharp frets

 

Sometimes, when drinking, I like to pretend I'm a minimalist:

The Fender Dent.

It is, obviously, relic'd.

 

My friend using an exacto swapped the n and the r so on his Tele headstock it read Ferden.

 

Fender Jazz II in Electric Boogaloo Blue.

 

Fender New Rare Vintage
Fender Never Played
Fender Never
Never Fender
Only Precision
Mostly Precision
Fender One Pickup
Fender Two Pickup
Fender Maple Neck
Fender No Frets
Possibly Fender
Fender Movie Maker
Fender Backup
Fender Substitute
Fender Audition
Fender Houseband
Fender Rhythm
Fender Rhythm Section
Fender Low Mass
Fender High Mass
Fender Wood Matters
Fender Pickups Matter
Fender No Talent
Fender Talent
Fender Faking It
Fender Bandleader
Fender Jive Joint
Fender Local Dive
Fender Neck Dive
Fender Famous
Fender Making It
Fender Jam
Fender Sitting In
Fender Novice
Fender Fame Seeker
Fender Wedding Bass
Fender Bat Mitsvah
Fender Bar Mitsvah
Fender Reception
Fender Studio
Fender Hobbyist
Fender Amateur
Fender Pro
Fender Pre CBS
Fender Post CBS
Fender Competition
Fender Working Musician
Fender Poser
Bring Fender
Play Fender
Looks Fender
Surf Fender
Fender Surf
Fender Ballad
Fender Rock
Fender Soul
Fender Metal
Fender Punk
Fender Polka
Fender Doom Post Industrial
Fender Triad
Fender Dyad
Fender Double Stop
Fender Four String
Fender Five String
Fender Six String
Fender Strings
Fender Money Maker
Fender Downbeat
Fender Limited
Fender Dead On
Fender Dead Spot
Fender Appropriate
Fender Do It
A Fender
The Fender
Fender

 

A new name for a Fender? Gosh, it would be so easy and they wouldn't even need to see who might own it. How about JACKSON! As in this color and style and head stock. Start pumping them out FENDER.

 

They still need a PunkBass™.

 

The Fender shmohawk

 

Their most expensive, top of the boutique line bass, should be named "Spender".

 

As in a Jimmy Nail signature model?
This is a very niche UK based reply BTW...

 

Do not adjust your sets. This is a real guitar, from a good friend’s collection. I give you the Fender Bender! It is bent/warped the 3 dimensions and is not just flat. It is somehow playable, and has a massive custom case.

 

Fender Rosco P. Coltrane V
Fender Donkey
Fender Cougar
Fender Terracaster
Fender Pinot Noir Custom Shop
Etc.

 

Fender Meat & Potatoes Bass.

 

The New Fender Modern Tesla Neck Profile basically plays it’s self.

(players are encouraged to still hold their instrument and fee the groove)

 

Fender Interchanger
- Throw away that soldering iron with multiple simulations of your favorite aftermarket drop-in’s all in one amazing stock pickup with the simple swipe of your mobile device.
- Unique patented “Fender Chameleon Technology” pickguard, capable of swapping between white, black, buttercream, anodized, and for an extra charge, pearloid and...yes...tort.
- With the swipe of a finger, the built in “Fender Mirage Tuner” on the edge of the headstock adjacent to the E tuning peg responds to a player’s body heat, displaying the note with flat-sharp indicators for up to 30 seconds magically on the wood in luminescent blue...no more embarrassing clip-ons.
- Micro-velvet ferrule and bridge coatings to better preserve those pesky silks after multiple installations and inevitable string indecision, with no detriment to tone.
- Late 2021 availability: Fender is taking its Chameleon Technology to the next level, magically transforming your instrument’s neck from the darkest, richest rosewood to the blondest maple (bubinga extra charge), all with the swipe of your device.

 

The Cougar sounds alluring...

 

The Fender Wheel Well bass

 

Like all baseball clubs have a "No Gambling" sign, the Fender Design/Production facility has a "No LSD" sign, now.