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Let’s think of some new names for new Fenders

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by Ostie, Jan 15, 2021.

  1. Fender '51 Original Disintegration Ultimate Nitro Finish Reissue. The neck and body are completely bare as all the nito has turned to a handful of dust in the bottom of the case.
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  2. Playbyear


    Nov 20, 2019

    PJ Bottoms
  3. SLPimp

    SLPimp An Injury to One is an Injury to All Supporting Member

    Sep 27, 2020
    Santa Fe, New Mexico
    Incision Bass with extra sharp frets
  4. vvvmmm


    Dec 6, 2016
    Sometimes, when drinking, I like to pretend I'm a minimalist:

    The Fender Dent.

    It is, obviously, relic'd.
    djaxup and instrumentalist like this.
  5. chadds


    Mar 18, 2000
    My friend using an exacto swapped the n and the r so on his Tele headstock it read Ferden.
    Last edited: Jan 16, 2021
  6. Fender Jazz II in Electric Boogaloo Blue.
  7. chadds


    Mar 18, 2000
    Fender New Rare Vintage
    Fender Never Played
    Fender Never
    Never Fender
    Only Precision
    Mostly Precision
    Fender One Pickup
    Fender Two Pickup
    Fender Maple Neck
    Fender No Frets
    Possibly Fender
    Fender Movie Maker
    Fender Backup
    Fender Substitute
    Fender Audition
    Fender Houseband
    Fender Rhythm
    Fender Rhythm Section
    Fender Low Mass
    Fender High Mass
    Fender Wood Matters
    Fender Pickups Matter
    Fender No Talent
    Fender Talent
    Fender Faking It
    Fender Bandleader
    Fender Jive Joint
    Fender Local Dive
    Fender Neck Dive
    Fender Famous
    Fender Making It
    Fender Jam
    Fender Sitting In
    Fender Novice
    Fender Fame Seeker
    Fender Wedding Bass
    Fender Bat Mitsvah
    Fender Bar Mitsvah
    Fender Reception
    Fender Studio
    Fender Hobbyist
    Fender Amateur
    Fender Pro
    Fender Pre CBS
    Fender Post CBS
    Fender Competition
    Fender Working Musician
    Fender Poser
    Bring Fender
    Play Fender
    Looks Fender
    Surf Fender
    Fender Surf
    Fender Ballad
    Fender Rock
    Fender Soul
    Fender Metal
    Fender Punk
    Fender Polka
    Fender Doom Post Industrial
    Fender Triad
    Fender Dyad
    Fender Double Stop
    Fender Four String
    Fender Five String
    Fender Six String
    Fender Strings
    Fender Money Maker
    Fender Downbeat
    Fender Limited
    Fender Dead On
    Fender Dead Spot
    Fender Appropriate
    Fender Do It
    A Fender
    The Fender
  8. VolverseLoco

    VolverseLoco Supporting Member

    Aug 27, 2018
    Las Vegas
    A new name for a Fender? Gosh, it would be so easy and they wouldn't even need to see who might own it. How about JACKSON! As in this color and style and head stock. Start pumping them out FENDER.

  9. Jay2U

    Jay2U Not as bad as he lóòks

    Dec 7, 2010
    23 ft below sea level
    They still need a PunkBass™.
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  10. Speterc


    May 22, 2017
    The Fender shmohawk
  11. Jay2U

    Jay2U Not as bad as he lóòks

    Dec 7, 2010
    23 ft below sea level
    Their most expensive, top of the boutique line bass, should be named "Spender".
    George Dennis and casbonano like this.
  12. Renegade bass

    Renegade bass

    Nov 2, 2020
    As in a Jimmy Nail signature model?
    This is a very niche UK based reply BTW...
  13. dab12ax7ef


    Sep 25, 2011
    Do not adjust your sets. This is a real guitar, from a good friend’s collection. I give you the Fender Bender! It is bent/warped the 3 dimensions and is not just flat. It is somehow playable, and has a massive custom case.
    Old_Noob, dougjwray, Shaggai and 2 others like this.
  14. Fender Rosco P. Coltrane V
    Fender Donkey
    Fender Cougar
    Fender Terracaster
    Fender Pinot Noir Custom Shop
  15. Fender Meat & Potatoes Bass.
  16. casbonano


    Aug 29, 2009
    SW Florida
    The New Fender Modern Tesla Neck Profile basically plays it’s self.

    (players are encouraged to still hold their instrument and fee the groove)
  17. Bruiser Stone

    Bruiser Stone Supporting Member

    Dec 7, 2017
    Fender Interchanger
    - Throw away that soldering iron with multiple simulations of your favorite aftermarket drop-in’s all in one amazing stock pickup with the simple swipe of your mobile device.
    - Unique patented “Fender Chameleon Technology” pickguard, capable of swapping between white, black, buttercream, anodized, and for an extra charge, pearloid and...yes...tort.
    - With the swipe of a finger, the built in “Fender Mirage Tuner” on the edge of the headstock adjacent to the E tuning peg responds to a player’s body heat, displaying the note with flat-sharp indicators for up to 30 seconds magically on the wood in luminescent blue...no more embarrassing clip-ons.
    - Micro-velvet ferrule and bridge coatings to better preserve those pesky silks after multiple installations and inevitable string indecision, with no detriment to tone.
    - Late 2021 availability: Fender is taking its Chameleon Technology to the next level, magically transforming your instrument’s neck from the darkest, richest rosewood to the blondest maple (bubinga extra charge), all with the swipe of your device.
  18. Bent77


    Mar 6, 2013
    The Cougar sounds alluring...
  19. Acoop


    Feb 21, 2012
    The Fender Wheel Well bass
  20. Shaggai


    May 7, 2018
    New Jersey
    Like all baseball clubs have a "No Gambling" sign, the Fender Design/Production facility has a "No LSD" sign, now.
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