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Let’s think of some new names for new Fenders

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by Ostie, Jan 15, 2021.


  1. Ostie

    Ostie

    Aug 1, 2018
    Mid MI
    The Custom Shop will build it any way you want and charge you 3 times as much :)
     
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  2. Ostie

    Ostie

    Aug 1, 2018
    Mid MI
    Double post
     
  3. American Ultra Luxe Extreme To The Far Out Max Like Totally Groovy In Your Face Series. :wacky:
     
  4. Fender Catalina Bass Deluxe:
    A jag shaped 34' scale w/ dual fidelitrons and tele deluxe style pickguard, maple or pau ferro fretboard options...vintage white w/tort guard or natural yellow dye finish w/black guard are the color options.
     
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  5. American Professional Performer Road Worn Vintage Modified Alternate Reality String Theory Universe Jazzstang Deluxe Custom Special.
     
  6. SubHuman

    SubHuman

    Dec 29, 2005
    Good Old USA
    Fender Decision...do I really need another Bass?
     
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  7. dougjwray

    dougjwray

    Jul 20, 2005
    You get extra credit for actually using The Symbol!
     
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  8. dougjwray

    dougjwray

    Jul 20, 2005
    The Fender 2nd Anniversary Vintera Jazz Bass.
    The Fender E-Z Relic Precision Bass. The paint is tempera ("poster paint") which flakes off as soon as you touch it, and the body is premium grade Styrofoam which is highly susceptible to denting, gouging, etc.
    For mojo lovers with no patience!
     
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  9. dougjwray

    dougjwray

    Jul 20, 2005
    The California Hot Rod Precision Bass.
    It has no muffler and emits highly toxic clouds of lead exhaust.
    Only available in '50s car colors.
     
  10. FENDER FAUX
    BY SQUIRE
     
  11. This thread is way funnier than I anticipated.
     
  12. Max

    Max Supporting Member

    Feb 14, 2000
    Bakersfield, CA
    The Fender Antartic Blue Super Sportswagon with the CB and Optional Rally Funpac.

    And I did not order the Wagon Queen Family Truckster in Metallic Pee.
     
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  13. swink

    swink

    Jan 10, 2019
    The Golden show** P-Bass :whistle:
     
  14. Fender Abbey Road model, to cause endless debate.
     
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  15. Renegade bass

    Renegade bass

    Nov 2, 2020
    The Fender Doppelganger.
    Looks like any other J or P bass but costs twice as much for no apparent reasons.
     
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  16. Well, Fender has had Bronco and Mustang basses, and so in keeping with the "Ford cars named after horses" theme, it must be time for the Fender Pinto.
     
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  17. The new Fender Custom Shop Master Build Elvis Presley signature Precision bass. Perfect for noodling with on the couch in your Jungle Room (not included). Comes with free impromptu bass lesson from Sir Paul McCartney maybe.
     
  18. Erik Asma

    Erik Asma

    Jul 20, 2019
    Netherlands
    Which will catch fire when you slam the back end?
    Rammstein would endorse those.
     
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  19. vvvmmm

    vvvmmm

    Dec 6, 2016
    Chi
    By that reasoning, if Fender made a T-40 they could call it the Clydesdale.
     
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  20. dadglasser

    dadglasser

    Oct 11, 2009
    Ah yes, the Fender Déjà vu! You could just swear you've seen it before.
     
  21. Primary

    Primary TB Assistant

    Here are some related products that TB members are talking about. Clicking on a product will take you to TB’s partner, Primary, where you can find links to TB discussions about these products.

     
    Mar 3, 2021

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