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lets get existential, describe your self.

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by jonathan_matos5, Apr 9, 2009.

  1. kind of like the show your self thread but this time i want the 1000 words or less) that the picture is allegedly worth. describe yourself.

    i am just a man struggling to get by on what life has handed him. sometimes i get lucky and catch a break but most often i have to work hard for everything i get.
  2. I have it all but still yell at my kids.
  3. MakiSupaStar

    MakiSupaStar The Lowdown Diggler

    Apr 12, 2006
    Huntington Beach, CA
    Currently I'm wondering if there's something besides soap that I could eat or drink that would allow me to blow bubbles with my saliva.
  4. I'm a streetwalking cheetah with a heart full of napalm.
  5. Jimmy Bones

    Jimmy Bones

    Feb 24, 2009
    Baxley, GA
    An egocentric, self-assured manipulator and loser.
  6. Mark Wilson

    Mark Wilson Supporting Member

    Jan 12, 2005
    Toronto, Ontario
    Endorsing Artist: Elixir® Strings
    video games
  7. TallLankyBastyd


    Jan 31, 2007
  8. Absentia


    Feb 25, 2009
  9. Disraeli Gears

    Disraeli Gears

    May 29, 2007
    Does that not mean "To throw out a window"?
  10. Phalex

    Phalex Semper Gumby Supporting Member

    Oct 3, 2006
    G.R. MI
    I'm a mushroom cloud layin muther******! I'm superfly TNT, I'm the Guns of the Navarone!
  11. Relic

    Relic Cow are you?

    Sep 12, 2006
    Robbinsville, NJ
    I'm like the fart that you rip into a cool pure autumn breeze, where it mixes, blends and wafts among the swirling perfection of the golds and reds of a drowsy season soon to be fast asleep dreaming of golden days yet to come.
  12. ^^
    Can't compete with that.
  13. Natrix


    Mar 21, 2009
    Sydney Australia
    I'm a biological organism crawling around a rock on one of the outer arms of a milky way.
  14. Bruce Lindfield

    Bruce Lindfield Unprofessional TalkBass Contributor Gold Supporting Member In Memoriam

  15. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhahahaha, perfect :D:D
  16. What an amazing coincidence, I'm a runaway son of the nuclear A-bomb!
  17. Absentia


    Feb 25, 2009
  18. Of German Irish Heritage. Drunk, quick to anger, no attention span, no patience, not well endowed. I like nothing and no one and have been known to wait until my wife leaves the house to take a dump out of deference to the fairer sex. I can't find a decent philosophy to explain the appeal of Deborah Messing's TV shows and would like to someday be president of a pointless club. My uncle has a lot of money and blows it all on guns, watches, guitars and cars. This is what I aspire to do someday. I pee in inapporpriate places while drunk because to me the more places you have done so the higher your standing will be in Valhalla. And I don't care for tomatoes.
  19. Joe Gress

    Joe Gress

    Dec 22, 2005
    Pueblo, CO
    Plan A failed. I'm making plan B up as I go along. :meh:
    :D You should break your foot more often.
  20. :meh: Tomatoes? :confused: ARE YOU MAD? :eek:

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