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Lets play "Mix up the bands!"

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous [BG]' started by Mike Money, Aug 15, 2003.

  1. Mike Money

    Mike Money In Memoriam

    Mar 18, 2003
    Bakersfield California
    Avatar Speakers Endorsing Hooligan
    All you do is take people from other bands and substitute them for someone in the band, or just add them to the band. FUN! FUN!! FUN!!!


    Keep everyone except Rob, replace Rob with Flea.


    Keep everyone, but add a mandolin just for kicks


    Add that killer piano player dude that was on leno a few days ago... Lon Lon or something like that.

    Linkin Park:

    Get rid of everyone. Add Charlie Daniels, Clint Black, and Reba Macintyre and create a nice country trio.
  2. Take Tool and add Claypool. Put Justin in Pearl Jam.

    Replace James LaBrie with Maynard James Keenan.

    Put Vic Wooten in King Crimson, but still keep everyone in there anyways.
  3. Brendan

    Brendan Supporting Member

    Jun 18, 2000
    Austin, TX
    Put Chris Barnes in N'Sync.
  4. Take the frontman from Atreyu and replace him with a hardcore vocalist that I can stand. That would kick ass.
  5. Replace Tim Commerford with Ryan Martinie in RATM (if they were still a band).
  6. take Meg White from the White stripes.
  7. Hahaha Meg, just like the Family Guy character, boring and useless.
  8. ZuluFunk

    ZuluFunk Supporting Member

    Apr 14, 2001
    Take Anderson, Squire, Bruford, Kaye, and Banks...
    Lose Banks, get Howe...
    Banks takes Kaye, get Wakeman...
    Lose Bruford to King Crimson, hire White..
    Dump Wakeman for Moraz...
    Switch Moraz back to Wakeman...
    Switch Wakeman with Downes...
    Switch Anderson with Horn...
    Break up the band...then get back together and
    Switch Horn with Anderson...
    Switch Downes with Kaye...
    Switch Howe with Rabin...
    Fight over the name...
    Split up into two bands...
    Squire, Kaye, Rabin, White
    Anderson, Wakeman, Howe, Bruford

    Get back together with Anderson, Squire, Wakeman, Kaye, Rabin, Steve Howe, White, Bruford...aaaarrrrggghhh
  9. embellisher

    embellisher Holy Ghost filled Bass Player Supporting Member

  10. Wrong Robot

    Wrong Robot Guest

    Apr 8, 2002
    replace whatever band is making the most money, and replace their bassist with me.

  11. embellisher

    embellisher Holy Ghost filled Bass Player Supporting Member

    Take Future Man from the Flecktones and replace him with Dennis Chambers.

    Just for the heck of it, kick Lars out of Metallica and replace him with Future Man.:D
  12. StrudelBass


    Jul 6, 2002
    Take Lars Ulrich
    Replace with Meg White
    Throw Lars Ulrich off a cliff

  13. Throw them both off a cliff;)
  14. Corbis

    Corbis Guest

    Feb 19, 2003
    Wamego KS
    Replace Jack White Octave pedal with Flea

    Kill Jack and Meg White.
  15. Killdar


    Dec 16, 2002
    Portland Maine
    Replace Jaco with me. Then while Jaco is hanging around getting better at the bass, I die a horrible, untimely, drug-filled death instead of him, and Jaco lives on, replaces me in the former jaco band, and plays an 8 string fretless Jazz for years and years to come.

    That or replace me with some famous bassist, have them forget their soul at my house, then switch back. Then they have no choice other than to come to my house to meet me and my friends, or else they no longer have any soul. But before any of that happens, I'd have moved away, and they would have to chase me across the country to find their soul, and all the while, I'd be getting HUGE publicity, and making millions on the side for pulling such a stunt. Eventually I'd give them their soul back, and I'd have a big profit on the side. If they never found me, I'd have a famous bassist's soul in a jar to keep for good luck.
  16. jazzbo


    Aug 25, 2000
    San Francisco, CA
    Carter Beauford on drums. Rocco Prestia on bass. Jonathon Dubose, Jr. on guitar. Jack Ashford on tambourine. Harry Connick, Jr. on piano. Dr. John on organ. Mya and Maxi Priest on vocals.
  17. take the Jesus And Mary Chain,
    replace with Black Rebel Motorcycle Club.
  18. thumbtrap


    Jun 26, 2003
    Take Jimi Hendrix, Kieth Moon, John Entwistle, and Johnny Griffith on Keyboards. Now add Britney Spears.

    I bet they wouldn't be greatful.
  19. CDuff


    Sep 14, 2002
    take Korn....

    and **** off.

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  20. Hahahahaha. I like your style kid.:cool:

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