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Let's quit BSing each other....

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by LiquidMidnight, Sep 7, 2005.


  1. LiquidMidnight

    LiquidMidnight

    Dec 25, 2000
    People check out their cousins.

    Yes, I went and said it. I don't care if you're a male or female. If you have a hot cousin, you are going to take notice. I'm not saying that you sleep with you cousin; I'm just saying that you probaly check out your cousin, even first cousins.

    I now return you to your regularly scheduled forum experience.
     
  2. syciprider

    syciprider Banned

    May 27, 2005
    Inland Empire
    Nothing like keeping it in the family :)
     
  3. Incest is best! :)
     
  4. Brendan

    Brendan

    Jun 18, 2000
    Austin, TX
    Why go across the street when you can go across the hall?
     
  5. Figjam

    Figjam

    Aug 5, 2003
    Boston, MA
    This is kinda weird.


    BUt kinda fu--
    no, kinda weird



    yet kinda---



    no.
     
  6. Brad Barker

    Brad Barker Supporting Member

    Apr 13, 2001
    berkeley, ca
    hey, if it's good enough for royalty...

    and FDR...
     
  7. kserg

    kserg

    Feb 20, 2004
    London, UK
    You got a purty mouth...
     
  8. Joe Turski

    Joe Turski

    Jul 29, 2003
    Connecticut
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    I've never looked at a cousin as hot. Nor will I ever.
     
  9. kserg

    kserg

    Feb 20, 2004
    London, UK
    I think your hot!
     
  10. Mike Money

    Mike Money Banned

    Mar 18, 2003
    Bakersfield California
    Avatar Speakers Endorsing Hooligan
    eh.... LM.... there is a difference between thinking your cousin is "hot" and just realizing they are good looking people.

    I have a cousin who is that cliche blonde blue eyed type... She has a new boyfriend every week. She is a pretty girl... i don't think she is "hot" however.


    now, tara ried.... shes HOT.


    see the difference?
     
  11. Brendan

    Brendan

    Jun 18, 2000
    Austin, TX
    Yes; you're hot for for augmented skankbots, not actual people.
     
  12. Mike Money

    Mike Money Banned

    Mar 18, 2003
    Bakersfield California
    Avatar Speakers Endorsing Hooligan

    Your one of those guys that wouldn't complain about a chick with pit hair, huh?
     
  13. Brendan

    Brendan

    Jun 18, 2000
    Austin, TX
    If she doesn't complain about my beard, we're even.
     
  14. MJ5150

    MJ5150 Terrific Twister

    Apr 12, 2001
    Lacey, WA
    Uh oh, someone has a crush on his cousin!! Oh well, better to fantasize about it here on TB with us than to actually follow through physically on your desires. Keep posting here until the feelings fade away. :D

    -Mike
     
  15. Whafrodamus

    Whafrodamus

    Oct 29, 2003
    Andover, MA
    I have one female cousin, and she's kinda mentally retarded :-\... My cousin's girlfriend is pretty hot though.
     
  16. Adam Barkley

    Adam Barkley Mayday!

    Aug 26, 2003
    Jackson, MS
    Go get her Jefro. Make Grammy proud.
     
  17. cheezewiz

    cheezewiz

    Mar 27, 2002
    Ohio
    I have two third cousins that are SMOKIN!
     
  18. relayer66

    relayer66

    Oct 10, 2002
    Miura, Japan
    Well I'm one of those lucky guys who has a VERY hot little cousin, damn, I would braid her hair, bake her a cake and gossip about boys we like all day if she'd let me, but she's not that kind of girl!
     
  19. PunkerTrav

    PunkerTrav

    Jul 18, 2001
    Canada & USA
    :eek:
     
  20. pigpen02

    pigpen02

    Mar 24, 2002
    I read somewhere's that cousin-banging is acceptable in Europe, and that its not terribly uncommon.

    I think incest extends to as far as you'll mess up the gene pool; after that, like 3rd cousins or so, i reckon its okay.