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Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by pklima, Sep 26, 2013.


  1. Halle Berry is Chuck Berry's neice.
     
  2. f64

    f64

    Oct 31, 2009
    Victor Wooten is really Miley Cyrus in drag.
    Playing in sneakers makes your bass more resonant so you loose the dead spots.
    11" speakers can be combined with 17" speakers without any frequency disruption.
     
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  3. Beatlejuice53

    Beatlejuice53

    Feb 15, 2013
    Paul is not dead
     
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  4. Robert B

    Robert B Supporting Member

    Jan 21, 2000
    Hampton, Va USA
    If i buy inexpensive amps and inexpensive basses then i will sound good.
     
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  5. Robert B

    Robert B Supporting Member

    Jan 21, 2000
    Hampton, Va USA
    No, people in China string their basses just like you and me. It's the folks south of the equator that string their basses GDAE.
     
  6. huckleberry1

    huckleberry1

    Jul 1, 2013
    Mesquite, Texas
    student
    Originally Inagodadavida by Iron Butterfly was called Inagardenafeedin...
     
  7. GlennW

    GlennW

    Sep 6, 2006
    That is more believeable. :)
     
  8. MrMeacham

    MrMeacham

    Nov 5, 2006
    flat wounds were invented so girls could play bass and still have soft hands.

    The 410 was invented by a bassists with cabinet envy. They wanted something that looked as cool as a marshall stack.

    Good bass sound is about size and weight. The longer the scale, bigger the magnet, heavier the wood, fatter the fingers and thicker the strings the better the sound.
     
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  9. Tx Basser

    Tx Basser

    Jul 21, 2012
    Texas
    You can always trust everyone on craigslist and ebay.
     
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  10. Tx Basser

    Tx Basser

    Jul 21, 2012
    Texas
    Every Fender made during the 1970's is a piece of crap.
     
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  11. All true wisdom can be found in this thread. All of those ridiculous sticky threads in the Amps and Basses forums are completely unnecessary. Everything you need to know is right here.

    Read it. Learn it. Live it !
     
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  12. pklima

    pklima

    May 2, 2003
    Kraków, Polska
    That's because Australia was originally settled by violinists, and the violin is normally strung GDAE. You know this is all true because to this day, Australians say "gdae" instead of "hello".
     
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  13. Wow. Your good.

    In fact, only left handed basses exist in Australia, they just look like right handed ones in our pictures.
     
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  14. Marginal Tom

    Marginal Tom

    Apr 28, 2010
    O'Fallon, IL
    I'm a dyslexic bass dog.
     
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  15. Tal Wilkenfeld is Les Claypool in drag.
     
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  16. Pickups create audio signal by picking up the vibrations of the body wood. The vibrating wires make intermittent contact with each other creating the audio signal.

    If your bass keeps going out of tune, your tuners are slipping. Take them apart and put valve grinding compound in them and it will create drag in the mechanism and your bass will stay in tune. If you really like the strings on your bass, and thus have no plans to ever change them, you can just use super glue on the tuners to accomplish the same goal.

    Fret ends sticking out mean that your neck has gotten too dry. If your neck is too dry, then the body has gotten too dry as well. Remove the strings and soak the entire instrument in the bathtub until the wood returns to its original dimensions. If you have stainless steel strings, you can leave them on when soaking the bass. That's why many people prefer stainless steel strings. Your bass will now have a much better sound as well that sound engineers refer to as a "wet signal."
     
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  17. Rockin Mike

    Rockin Mike

    May 27, 2011
    Tuning keys turn the opposite way in Australia due to the Coriolis effect.
     
  18. NWB

    NWB

    Apr 30, 2008
    Kirkland, WA
    Once you tune your bass, you should put Loctite red on the tuners so that it will never go out of tune again.
     
  19. PipeRain

    PipeRain Operator Of Pointy Basses

    Dec 4, 2012
    Holy hell! Too funny!
     
  20. barebones

    barebones Supporting Member

    Jan 3, 2005
    Denver, CO
    Tonewood.