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Let's spread some musical misinformation

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by pklima, Sep 26, 2013.

  1. powmetalbassist

    powmetalbassist Supporting Member

    People always appreciate your bass lines at show

    Playing bass will get you noticed at shows

    Bassists are douchebags

    Bassists are just failed guitarists (though this is sometimes true in some bands, it is not always true)
  2. Thank you very much.

    pklima and I will be here all week.

    (I really couldn't decide if it was the "wet signal" thing or the reason people prefer stainless steel strings that put it over the top, and, yes, the "G'dae" bit cracked me up too) :D
  3. pklima


    May 2, 2003
    Kraków, Polska
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  4. TommyD69

    TommyD69 Semper Gumby

    Sep 26, 2013
    Cleveland, Ohio
    The bass player HAS TO stand in front of the lead guitar extension cab...
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  5. Shanannigan

    Shanannigan Supporting Member

    Feb 25, 2011
    The numbers on your volume/tone knobs are ratings of quality, the higher the number the better you will sound.

    Make your own guitar

    Asians and Africans are naturally better musicians.

    The true test of a musician is Mustang Sally.
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  6. A jazz bass may only be used for jazz. It cannot be used for rock or country.
    No "pointy" bass may be used for anything except metal.
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  7. Michedelic

    Michedelic MId-Century Modern

    America's got talent.....:D

    America DOES have talent, it's just not displayed on that show.
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  8. GlennW


    Sep 6, 2006
    Craigslist is by far the best place to find new band members.
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  9. Metal can only be played with a black bass.

    A black bass can only play metal.
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  10. X8X


    Aug 30, 2011
    The more music theory you learn the closest you get to sounding mechanical and lifeless. That's why you never hear of pianists picking up a bass guitar, they all sound like TR-808 drum machines playing bass samples.
    Classically trained musicians are the worst offenders, generally having a level of dynamic richness comparable to an alarm clock.
  11. Spfairchild


    Oct 23, 2005
    Endorsing Artist: MTD Basses, Genzler Amplification, Tsunami Cables, Sonic Nuance Electronics Contributing Reviewer: Bass Gear Magazine
    "Bass" is actually pronounced "guitar".
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  12. SactoBass

    SactoBass There are some who call me.......Sactobass Supporting Member

    Jul 8, 2009
    Sacramento CA
    OMG!!! This one caused me to squirt milk through my nose!

    Good one, GW!!
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  13. This is quite close. We, in the NW, prefer to leave our instruments outside. This is how we created the "Seattle Sound". Contrary to popular belief, Hendricks did not invent this idea.
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  14. Spfairchild


    Oct 23, 2005
    Endorsing Artist: MTD Basses, Genzler Amplification, Tsunami Cables, Sonic Nuance Electronics Contributing Reviewer: Bass Gear Magazine
    [Contrary to popular belief, Hendricks did not invent this idea.[/QUOTE]

    Hendricks is the correct way to spell Hendrix's name.
    Trust us western WA folk.
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  15. This is why there is such a close relationship between the "Seattle Sound," and the "San Francisco Sound": it's the humidity providing that Wet Signal. Fog provides the wettest signal of all ( I know, you'd think it would be the bathtub soak, but that is normally done in drier areas, so it just doesn't last).
  16. theretheyare

    theretheyare Supporting Member

    Sep 4, 2010
    Brooklyn, NY
    Less is more
  17. /\/\3phist0

    /\/\3phist0 Mesa Engineering! Warwick-G&L-Source Audio Supporting Member

    May 7, 2007
    There really is a " best bass for metal"
    Its the one Murderface uses
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  18. Pickguards are called pickguards because the original 1927 Fender Electrocaster pickguard resembled the leather sheaths 19th century railroad workers carried their picks in.
  19. powmetalbassist

    powmetalbassist Supporting Member

    Bass guitars are named after the fish they resemble.
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  20. Robert B

    Robert B Supporting Member

    Jan 21, 2000
    Hampton, Va USA
    Nice! :)