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Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Guss, Dec 7, 2002.

  1. Hahahahahaha! I had you worried huh?

    Actually, I just saw these, I wanted to post them.

    30 fun things to do while driving:
    1. Vary your vehicle’s speed inversely with the speed limit.

    2. Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to head bang.

    3. At stop lights, eye the person in the next car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.

    4. Two words: Chicken suit.

    5. Write the words “Help me” on your back window in red paint. The more it looks like blood, the better.

    6. Have conversations, looking periodically at the passenger seat, when driving alone.

    7. Laugh a lot. A whole lot.

    8. Stop at the green lights.

    9. Go at the red ones.

    10. Occasionally wave a stuffed animal/troll doll/Barbie out your window or sunroof. Feel free to make it dance.

    11. Eat food that requires silverware.

    12. Pass cars, then drive very slowly.

    13. Sing without having the radio on.

    14. Honk frequently without motivation.

    15. Wave at people often. If they wave back, offer an angry look and an obscene gesture.

    16. Ask people for Grey Poupon.

    17. Let pedestrians know who’s boss.

    18. Look behind you frequently, with a very paranoid look.

    19. Restart your car at every stop light.

    20. Hang numerous car-fresheners in the rear-view mirror. Talk to them, stroking them lovingly.

    21. Lob burning things in the windows of smokers who throw their butts out the window.

    22. While stopped at a light, piss out the window/sunroof onto other cars.

    23. Paint your car with occult symbols.

    24. Keep at least five cats in the car.

    25. Have some passengers in the back who are having wild, noisy sex.

    26. Root (cheer, not snuffle in the mud) for fire trucks.

    27. Stop and collect road kill.

    28. Stop and pray to road kill.

    29. Throw Spam.

    30. Get in the fast lane and gradually...slow...down... to a stop. Then get out and watch the cars.
  2. yoshi


    Jul 12, 2002
    England, London

    Myself, my brother, and 3 mates made this list when we went to ozzfest 2001.

    I can honestly say, we did about 80% of them!

    sorry about the spelling, we compiled the list whenwe were cool enough to spell 'you' as 'u' etc ;)
    1. Play I spy with my little eye
    2. Listen to music
    3. Sleep
    4. Moon at passers by or other motorists, our pics done on school bus but its a road trip suppose..(picture)
    5. Go for a **** in a service station, but Never flush it. We recommend that after ur 'business', u lock the door and crawl under the door, leaving a hard to get at foul smelling dump.
    6. Mock dozy workers and take photos of them.
    7. Sing travel songs, i.e. hail to the bus driver
    8. Distract the driver
    9. Steal random objects from service stations: sugar, condoms, toilet roll, cutlery (picture)
    10. Eat and drink (we do not encourage drink driving)
    11. Photo funny signs and objects if unstealable
    12. Tell jokes
    13. Prepare for the destination
    14. Pick on the weakest member
    15. Mullet spotting
    16. Fart contest
    17. Get truckers to beep/honk at you
    18. Bang on the inside walls pretendin that you've been kidnapped
    19. Make signs and display them, i.e bomb on bus
    20. Make signs etc in order to show where your destination is
    21. Play crappy charades
    22. Overact, i.e. on a flat road pretend its bumpy, like on Ace Ventura
    23. Stop to steal funny signs (picture)
    24. Relace your shoes
    25. Prank call people
    26. Pretend you have travel sickness just to stop
    27. Look for road kill
    28. Tell stories
    29. Drive slowly on the motor way
    30. Send people text messages
    31. Complain to passengers and driver on the way there and way back
    32. Put the child lock on and blame your mates for breaking the door when it wont open
    33. Point and laff at funny things
    34. Kick the doors of engaged toilets at service stations
    35. Spit from windows
    36. Demand breakfast after closing times
    37. Demand dinner while while breakfast is being served
    38. Pick up hitch-hikers
    39. Slow down for hitch hikers, then burn off as they approach
    40. Stop for hitchhiker, but lock all doors and watch them try to enter
    41. Play tricks on sleeping people
    42. Make a list of things you've forgotten
    56. Graffiti anything and everything (picture)
    44. Compose a song
    45. Invent games
    46. Run over ****
    47. Run over traffic cones
    48. Scavenge items from the roadside whether you want them or not
    49. Make a list of things you run over
    50. Ride on the wrong side of the road when its clear
    51. Play with switches and buttons
    52. Search for foreign radio stations
    53. Shout 'wannabe' at people
    54. Create a meaninless word and keep repeating it
    55. When stationary at red lights, flap doors insanely
    56. If someone gets out for travel sickness, slowly drive away
    57. Wave/hand gestures at pedestrians (picture)
    58. Throw objects out the window, mates clothes are best
    59. Kidnap pets
    60. Lose stuff on the way there on purpose
    61. Search for it on the way back
    62. Point camera at people
    63. Drive around roundabout repeatedly
    64. Drive over roundabout
    65. Camp on a roundabout
    66. Stick flags out the window
    67. Stop and ask for directions, then totally ignore them
    68. Miss turn offs
    69. Look out for people who have the same destination in mind
    70. Create useless lists
    71. Look out for dole rats that arnt at work
    72. Play rock, paper, scissors
    73. Get out the air guitars
    74. Wear ALL your clothing
    75. Wear 'nothing' n run around service stations...(picture)
    76. Wear your mates clothing and items
    77. Have staring competitions with enemy passengers
    78. Hide whenever you see the authority
    79. Tap something until others follow and a tune is born
    80. Crack knuckles and other bones
    81. Pick at any scabs you have
    82. Have window-windin competitions
    83. Stop at service stations and run down up esculators, and up down escalators
    84. Play on any arcade machine that has credit already in it
    85. Do impressions of people, i.e. Mr T - "Ahhh pity tha foool"
    86. Relive happy memories, or events from films, such as on Beavis and Butthead do America; jump out the back and keep runnin!!
    87. Revise for exams
    88. Take pictures of yourself and mates in service station mirror, absolutely knackered after day out (****, the camera was empty :( )
    89. Look for locals or other people that look like your mates, then photograph them. Make it obvious that you are, but dont tell them as its more fun
    90. On the way there, talk about what you think will happen, on the way back talk about what happened
    91. Stop at a random house and ask to use their toilet
    92. Catch insects in a jar and watch them fight or eat them.
    93. Bite your toenails (lightweights can bite finger nails)
    94. Cook with the cigarette lighter
    95. Make a potion out of supplies, ie. deodorant, cream, food etc
    96. Put things on the roof and see how long they stay there
    97. Pull loose threads of cotton from pieces of clothing, preferbly other peoples
    98. Change song lyrics
    99. Take shortcuts that later turn out to be long cuts settin you back by an hour
    100. Stop on the motorway and have a fire with the rubbish
    101. Go offroad
  3. Chap


    May 27, 2002
    Las Vegas, NV
    I don't like the KIDNAP PETS part, if you steal someones dog or something- thats just messed up man.
  4. Boplicity

    Boplicity Supporting Member

    Most of the first two posts are "messed up."
  5. Dave Castelo

    Dave Castelo

    Apr 19, 2000

  6. Oh yay... (said with a great deal of sarcasm)
  7. Dave Castelo

    Dave Castelo

    Apr 19, 2000
  8. Aaron


    Jun 2, 2001
    Bellingham, WA
    i wonder if that will catch on like "to pull a homer" in the simpsons.
  9. Brad Barker

    Brad Barker

    Apr 13, 2001
    berkeley, ca
    terry morse apparently feels "no remorse" when it comes to his threads...
  10. No I don't.

    But I appreciate the cool rhyme you just puled off.:cool:
    For that, you sir, deserve a cookie.:p
  11. P. Aaron

    P. Aaron Supporting Member

    Quote: Terry Morse
    1. Vary your vehicle’s speed inversely with the speed limit.

    2. Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to head bang.

    3. At stop lights, eye the person in the next car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.

    4. Two words: Chicken suit.

    5. Write the words “Help me” on your back window in red paint. The more it looks like blood, the better.

    The above Sounds like driving tips for New Yorkers!
  12. PolkaHero


    Jan 5, 2002
    Didn't read Yoshi's little dissertation to see if this was in there or not.

    If you have a passenger with you, pretend your passed out when passing a car on the right(like on the interstate). Keep your foot steady on the gas while your buddy takes control of the steering wheel. This will really freak people out!

    I bet I get slammed for this post!

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