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Let's write a continuous story....together!!!!

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by adisu, Oct 19, 2005.

  1. adisu

    adisu I admit it, I'm a "user"

    Apr 8, 2005
    O.k. it could go pretty well with the cooperation of all the twisted minds that walk around here....

    It goes something like that, I start a story with a few sentences ,after that anyone can continue the story in his post and take the story his way, and so on...post after post.
    Few rules:
    1.each continuation should be no more than 2 sentences.(only my begining will be a bit longer).
    2.you can't post two post one after the other, you need someone to continue in order to post again.
    3.each post should be related to the post before, therefore try to leave uncomplited sentences (I.E. so he went to...) to let the next post twist the story his own way.

    and one more thing refresh before you post becaus ewhile you read the ongoing story somebody might already continue the story and you can't see it.

    That's all , can we start??? O.K.

    Once upon a time in North England lived a farmer known by the name john dope.
    John lived a simple happy life. everyday he woke up very early milk the cows , feed the chickens , clean the henhouse and later he would pasture the cattle.
    All was very ordinary at johns farm ,until one day while john was lying quietly on the meadow he suddenly noticed a luxurious black car on the road leading to his farm, this was a very unusual sight at this area and it cause john to rise up and walk toward his house.
    The black car stoped near John. John tried hard to look and figure out whose inside the car,but the car had dark windows and John couldn't see .
    Suddenly the car door opened and a short bold man jumped out of the car, walked towards john and said...."

  2. tplyons


    Apr 6, 2003
    Madison, NJ
    "pardon me, but do you have any grey poupon" and john replied
  3. Hollow Man

    Hollow Man Supporting Member

    Apr 28, 2003
    Springfield, VA
    "Why, no, my good man, but I'd be happy to provide you with..."
  4. tplyons


    Apr 6, 2003
    Madison, NJ
    "some blue poupon..."
  5. "Interesting", said the bold man, "I'd rather prefer grey, but I'll try blue. Why don't you join me for lunch? I'm going to..."
  6. To which the man replied "how dare you insult me with such an inferior product!" "Dear man," the mysterious man shouted "it is common knowledge that the experimental combination of Grey Poupon and bleu cheese was a horrible failure, only worse in its infamy was the combination of Grey Poupon and limberger cheese known as . . . "
  7. I was afraid this might happen at some point.
  8. Said the man, who appeared to be blabbering all to himself. "Oh dear" thought John, "this poor man appears to be suffering from a split personality." Raising his voice, trying to outshout the man, he said "Are you all right?!"
  9. adisu

    adisu I admit it, I'm a "user"

    Apr 8, 2005
    "Alright, of course i'm alright" said the bold man...and immediately add "are you coming,let's go to eat lunch?" , john thought for a second and said
  10. Folmeister

    Folmeister Knowledge is Good - Emile Faber Supporting Member

    May 7, 2003
    Tomball, Texas
    "Wait, I know you!" said John with a yelp of surprise.

    "You are that horrible film director that married Madonna!" screamed John, the horror of the situation creeping into his ruddy face as he raised his pitchfork and. . . . .
  11. Unchain

    Unchain I've seen footage.

    Jun 20, 2005
    Tucson, AZ
    ...repeadtly stabbed Guy Ritchie in the eyes...
  12. DaveDeVille

    DaveDeVille ... you talkin' to me ?? Supporting Member

    .. at which point Mrs.Dope ran up to John , grabbed the pitchfork ,
    and said " wait , everyone knows his weak spot is ..."
  13. ...THE AYES HAVE IT! :p
    This was the cry in Parliament as Bonnie Price Charlie prepared to serve his guests...
  14. Unchain

    Unchain I've seen footage.

    Jun 20, 2005
    Tucson, AZ
    large piles of fecal matter, unless they could win the sack race.
  15. Through the Appalachian trail...
  16. adisu

    adisu I admit it, I'm a "user"

    Apr 8, 2005
    John was confused ...everything happen so fast , he is just a farmer and he got no skill in sack racing especially not Through the Appalachian trail...but first before he do anything else john had to hide richie's body , who died slowly meanwhile. john said to mis dope
  17. Unchain

    Unchain I've seen footage.

    Jun 20, 2005
    Tucson, AZ
    "All I wanted was some fsking Grey Poupon!" And then fell into a deep coma.
  18. The coma was like a dream state. John was surrounded by Sawdowsky's, Laklands, and a 59 Fender P.

    Unfortunatly John is a drummer. For him it was more of a nightmare. He suddenly awoke to find ..
  19. jive1

    jive1 Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member Commercial User

    Jan 16, 2003
    Owner/Retailer: Jive Sound
    The Swedish Bikini team dancing and gyrating in front of him,
    while 70's porno music played in the background. Well John thought to himself....
  20. Unchain

    Unchain I've seen footage.

    Jun 20, 2005
    Tucson, AZ
    I wish I had a Mentos "The Freshmaker"!