Lil' Kim, going to the Big House....!?!?!

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Reverend G-Money, Mar 17, 2005.

  1. Timbo


    Jun 14, 2004
    I doubt it.. But I think she should.
  2. Kelly Coyle

    Kelly Coyle Supporting Member

    Nov 16, 2004
    Mankato, MN
    I wonder why they told us her height?
  3. pyrohr


    Aug 28, 2001
    Pakistani compound
    Let's see if she get's the "Martha Stewart" sentence since they were both found guilty of the same thing!. :meh:
  4. burk48237

    burk48237 Supporting Member

    Nov 22, 2004
    Oak Park, MI
    Phyohr, There are different degrees off purjury, If you lie about money in a failed investigation (Marth Stewart), You do time, If you lie about murder (lil Kim) you should do time, but maybe not if it's just Rap Singers, now if a bass player got killed I'd say throw the book at her! If you lie about sex (Bill Clinton) you get a medal from N.O.W.
  5. She'll be REAL popular in prison, what with her affinity for gettin her teats out....
  6. pyrohr


    Aug 28, 2001
    Pakistani compound
    No one got hurt in the b.s. shootout, just a show of you got a gun I got one too! Real ghetto sh*t!
  7. sargebaker

    sargebaker Commercial User

    May 2, 2004
    Montreal QC CA
    owner/builder, ISLAND Instrument Mfg.
    I wonder why jazz never has any of theese gang wars and shootings like rap and hip hop do...or every other music genre for that matter.
  8. Ericman197


    Feb 23, 2004
    Because she's "lil"
  9. 4'11"?

    I'm taller than her!

    :confused:, 'cos no-one's shorter than me. :smug:
  10. Aaron Saunders

    Aaron Saunders

    Apr 27, 2002
    Wow. Rappers are bad shots.
  11. Kelly Coyle

    Kelly Coyle Supporting Member

    Nov 16, 2004
    Mankato, MN
    It's the glare from the bling.
  12. If she gets house arrest..she can do her time in my house. :bag:
  13. Eric Moesle

    Eric Moesle Supporting Member

    Sep 21, 2001
    Columbus OH
    Prolly because they were holding their guns sideways because it looks "cool" . . . .
  14. Because the anger in jazz musicians is diminished. :bag:

    Mike :D
  15. Don't_Fret

    Don't_Fret Justin Schornstein

    Dec 10, 2003
    East Coast, US
    Mike, you should stop before you get suspended. ;)
  16. Timbo


    Jun 14, 2004
    Nerd.. Haha.
  17. xonebass


    Feb 17, 2005
    Orange, CA
    Dude your killing me - that's way too funny :D It's totally the bling and holding your guns sideways. Who came up with that? Dumb with a big B!
  18. Against Will

    Against Will Supporting Member

    Dec 10, 2003
    Big Sound Central
    Hank Williams was a real mean bastard, as were a lot of old country stars.

    Jazz musicians back in the day often carried guns, Charles Mingus once went after a fellow band member with a fire ax.
  19. Passinwind

    Passinwind I Know Nothing Supporting Member

    You never heard the Buddy Rich stories about him pulling a gun on the band members for screwing up on the gig? There are some classic recordings of his rants on the band bus online, I'll see if I can find them again.

    Edit: I just realized I can't post a link to this on Talkbass, per the rules. It's definitely not Sunday School stuff. :rolleyes: