1. Please take 30 seconds to register your free account to remove most ads, post topics, make friends, earn reward points at our store, and more!  


Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by Son of Wobble, Nov 21, 2018.

  1. Yes, whenever possible

    12 vote(s)
  2. No, accidents happen

    7 vote(s)
  3. What kind of bass was that?

    16 vote(s)
  1. Son of Wobble

    Son of Wobble

    Mar 8, 2010
    sf wide.

    whats-car. 1204153. photo_coit3. solution-for-small-room-spiral-staircase. marble. Victory_Bass_small. m5mx806emypttjbcnh0zkda0pg.

    shu final.

    Filed under COMEDY, but I ain't laughing: Doc says the only thing not broken is my uvula!



    Last edited: Nov 28, 2018
  2. bholder

    bholder Affable Sociopath Supporting Member

    Sep 2, 2001
    central NY state
    Received a gift from Sire* (see sig)
    Anyone got a superball? :woot::hyper::woot::hyper::woot:
  3. Oddly

    Oddly Unofficial TalkBass Cartographer! Supporting Member

    Jan 17, 2014
    Dublin, Ireland.
    Your gig report is sadly lacking in food and dancing girl photographs.
    Bobro, mikewalker, Morrighan and 16 others like this.
  4. bluesblaster


    Jan 2, 2008
    Here here, cavorting about in ridiculous spiral towers is no basis for a gig report, Bring on the dancing girls I say. :D:hyper:
    Bobro, mikewalker, kesslari and 3 others like this.
  5. I thought you had your funeral?

    Are you sure you’re not @Nobody?
  6. DirtDog


    Jun 7, 2002
    The Deep North
    Only missing: “hold my beer and watch this”!
  7. Last edited: Nov 21, 2018
    nixdad and catcauphonic like this.
  8. Yeah, was this before or after your funeral?
    pacojas likes this.
  9. JGbassman

    JGbassman Supporting Member

    May 31, 2011
    I'm confused. When did Gibson start making headless basses?
  10. When I was a teenager growing up in the bay area, we called it Coitus Tower.
    Bobro, mikewalker, mmon77 and 3 others like this.
  11. 61D2985B-235E-4AC8-930F-81FD4CD6B2AC.
  12. JimmyM

    JimmyM Supporting Member

    Apr 11, 2005
    Apopka, FL
    Endorsing: Ampeg Amps, EMG Pickups
    Mr_Moo, mikewalker, DJ Bebop and 4 others like this.
  13. Fat Freddy

    Fat Freddy Supporting Member

    Feb 23, 2016
    Albany NY
    Nasty zit on the bottom lip there....
    Mr_Moo likes this.
  14. Maybe Gibson should sell relic'd instruments: the headstocks are snapped off at the factory so you don't have to worry about it happening later.
  15. You are a ghost now so you should have just floated to the top.
    Learn your powers rookie. :banghead:
  16. lowphatbass

    lowphatbass **** Supporting Member

    Feb 25, 2005
    west coast
    I’ve got real disaster stories about gigging in the city...not to say that this one is fake.
    Hand slap and kesslari like this.
  17. Snowglo

    Snowglo Pro Aris et Focis Supporting Member

    Nov 15, 2013
    U.S. Military endorsement since 1984
    My high school jazz choir “toured” the city back in the mid 80’s....I may have smoked a little reefer at Coit Tower :whistle:
    Bobro and Mr_Moo like this.
  18. jackn1202


    Feb 14, 2018
    Austin, TX
    As I remember it that’s all they ever made. Headless guitars, too.
    Spectrum and JGbassman like this.
  19. Now listen here, Sonshine, is you dead or ain't you?
    ituobrey and S-Bigbottom like this.
  20. Wait a minute: Gibson made BASSES ? ? ? Really?
    Guiseppe, mikewalker and drumvsbass like this.

Share This Page

  1. This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
    By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.