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Local man calls sheriff to report crack theft

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by DigMe, Apr 7, 2004.

  1. DigMe


    Aug 10, 2002
    Waco, TX
    This was reported today in my local newspaper. It happened in a town a few miles away:

    Police, Help! Someone stole my crack cocaine

    CAMERON — You think you’ve been on the receiving end of some peculiar phone calls. Put yourself in the place of Milam sheriff’s Deputy Fred Keefer when he took a call Friday from a Cameron man who wanted to report the theft of his crack cocaine. The man, who identified himself, called police April 2 complaining that he had bought crack cocaine, but that a woman had stolen the illegal drug. The man told Keefer that he did not want to file charges against the woman. The man did not say how much of the cocaine was in his possession and did not give any circumstances of the theft, the sheriff’s department reported. No charges have been filed.

    I already reported it to News of the Weird. :)

    brad cook
  2. Eric Moesle

    Eric Moesle Supporting Member

    Sep 21, 2001
    Columbus OH
    Funny. Perhaps he filed the police report for purposes of securing his insurance claim . . . LOL . . .
  3. Josh Ryan

    Josh Ryan - that dog won't hunt, Monsignor. Supporting Member

    Mar 24, 2001
    If only all the crack heads would identify themselves that way.
  4. :D
  5. DigMe


    Aug 10, 2002
    Waco, TX
    Hmmm...crack insurance.

    brad cook

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