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Logical thought provokers - post 'em if you got 'em

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by BassyBill, Dec 7, 2013.

  1. BassyBill

    BassyBill The smooth moderator... Gold Supporting Member

    Mar 12, 2005
    West Midlands UK
    Three logicians walk into a bar. The barman says, "So, three beers, guys?"

    The first logician says "Er... I dunno." The second says " I don't know, either." The third says "Yes - we all want beers, please."

  2. Bloodhammer

    Bloodhammer Twinkle Twinkle Black Star

    Jul 7, 2009
    Shreveport, Louisiana
    My brain hurts.
  3. Sharknose79

    Sharknose79 UNPAID greenboy/fEARful endorser

    Sep 15, 2011
    South Cackalacky
    I have nothing to disclose at this time.
  4. bluesblaster


    Jan 2, 2008
    aaaaaaaaannddd noooooow .... thee architect sketch !!!
  5. I'm wit stupid.
  6. Infinitely many mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have a beer", the second one says "I'll have half a beer", the third one says "I'll have a quarter of a beer", etc.

    The bartender pours two beers and says "You guys should know your limits."
  7. lowfreq33


    Jan 27, 2010
    Endorsing Artist: Genz Benz Amplification
    If oil comes from dinosaurs, and plastic is made from oil, does that mean toy dinosaurs are made from real dinosaurs?
  8. elgecko


    Apr 30, 2007
    Anasleim, CA
    Rene Descartes walks into a bar and proceeded to get hammered. After his eleventh beer, the bartender asked if he wanted another to which Rene replied "I think not". Then he vanished into thin air.
  9. GrumpiusMaximus

    GrumpiusMaximus I've Seen Things You People Wouldn't Believe

    Mar 11, 2013
    Kent, United Kingdom
    You watched that documentary too. At least it wasn't just me!
  10. 96tbird

    96tbird PLEASE STAND BY Supporting Member

    A man walking on the beach hears sobbing. He rounds a dune and there's Steven Hawking crying. "What's wrong Dr Hawking?" he asks.

    "I haven't been screwed since my last divorce in 2006. I'm aging and don't know how much longer I have what with my affliction and related health problems." his computer squawked out for him.

    The man picks the good doctor up and throws him in the ocean. "There you are," he shouts, "now you're screwed!"

    -Thanks to DR Hawking's revelations I don't have to worry about burning in hell for that.
  11. duff beer

    duff beer

    Dec 2, 2007
    Why do they call them buildings when they're already built?
  12. GK Growl

    GK Growl

    Dec 31, 2011
    Aren't the fossils in fossil fuels mostly plant matter, algae-like life forms?
  13. Ocean Man

    Ocean Man

    Mar 12, 2012
    I'm using this in my calc II class next semester!
  14. P. Aaron

    P. Aaron Supporting Member

    Mini skirts & high heels on babes. Do you need any more than that?
  15. Stinsok

    Stinsok Supporting Member

    Dec 16, 2002
    Central Alabama
    When I was very small, I thought this was a cool idea.
  16. two fingers

    two fingers Opinionated blowhard. But not mad about it. Gold Supporting Member

    Feb 7, 2005
    Eastern NC USA
    Now that's funny! What's also funny is that my wife (a doctor) didn't get it.
  17. Ok, got it. All I got in return involves nuns in a shower and a question of missing soap, punchline not TB safe.
  18. 1958Bassman


    Oct 20, 2007
    I'd like to know if the flavor's intensity follows the inverse square law, the way sound does when the distance doubles. Also, does the flavor intensify if it's thrown in the drinker's face because of the Doppler Effect?
  19. My cat's breath smells like cat food.