Warning: disgusting story alert. Perfect for TBOT methinks. So, I was at work today, and I had just finished my lunch break. I was already late getting back to my desk, but nature was calling suddenly, and in a big way. I made a dash into the men's room and sat down to do my business, when suddenly I had a nasty suspicion. Yes, the last guy to use the toilet had left a little on the seat. I spent the next 10 minutes or so wiping someone else's poop off my butt cheek... and my hand. I mean, how does that even happen? I can understand a little sprinkle when you tinkle (please be neat and wipe the seat, though) but how is that even possible with a number two? What did he do, drop it from a height? :***: It really disgusted me and made me angry when it happened. At this point, I can laugh about it. And now, thanks to the power of the internet, so can you.