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Looky here, a joke!

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by PeaveyTNT, Mar 13, 2003.


  1. PeaveyTNT

    PeaveyTNT Banned

    Jul 21, 2002
    USA
    Mr. Johnson got himself a new secretary. She was young, sweet and very polite. One day, while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open. When leaving the room, she said, "Mr. Johnson, your barracks door is open." He did not understand her remark but later on, he happened to look down and saw that his zipper was open. He decided to have some fun with his secretary. Calling her in, he asked, "By the way, Miss Jones, when you saw my barracks door open this morning, did you also notice a soldier standing at attention?" The secretary, who was quite witty replied, "Why no sir, all I saw was a little disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags."

    :bassist:
     
  2. yoshi

    yoshi

    Jul 12, 2002
    England, London
    ..Im looking but still cant find the joke :/
     
  3. NJL

    NJL

    Apr 12, 2002
    San Antonio
    WHY MEN ARE NOT SECRETARIES

    Husband's note on the fridge to his wife:

    "Someone from the Gyna Colleges called. They said the Pabst beer is normal". I didn't know you liked beer.

    Stooooooooopid, but i try....carry on people...
     
  4. Bob Clayton

    Bob Clayton Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

    Aug 14, 2001
    Deptford, NJ

    HAHAHAHAHA.....how that pretty funny man....

    :rolleyes:

    bp13
     
  5. bentem

    bentem

    Oct 18, 2002
    Rockville, MD
    i like this one too:D :D

    peavy, did you get that joke in an email? i got that same one a few days ago.
     
  6. old_skool

    old_skool

    Aug 17, 2000
    Milwaukee, WI

    This took me sooooooooo long to get.
     
  7. hahahahhahahahahaha that was good both of them. :D :D :D
     
  8. hehehehehehehehe