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Lord of the Rings Sucks!

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by BigWig Will, Dec 13, 2002.

  1. FretNoMore

    FretNoMore * Cooking with GAS *

    Jan 25, 2002
    The frozen north
    Some things are pointless wastes of time... film, book, and music critics being of that category. :cool:

    Edit: Arrgh, cain't spel
  2. KB

    KB Supporting Member

    Jan 13, 2000
    Chapel Hill, NC
    Now that's funny!!!!
  3. oddentity

    oddentity Supporting Member

    Nov 20, 2000
    Funny stuff! :D
  4. Mike A

    Mike A

    Oct 3, 2002
    That web page is just plain stupid. The creator of the page makes it blatantly obvious that he hasn't read any part of the books.

    This is no different from a newbie bassist giving a poor review of a Fodera because he played a Rogue and heard that Fodera was overpriced from a friend that read a review on BGRA.
  5. Punk_311

    Punk_311 Guest

    Aug 4, 2001
    Electric Ladyland
  6. oddentity

    oddentity Supporting Member

    Nov 20, 2000
    uhh.... that page is meant to be a joke!
  7. Mike A

    Mike A

    Oct 3, 2002
    I obviously didn't get it :). My mistake.
  8. hahahahahaha
  9. kaboom133


    Oct 19, 2001
    Latrobe PA
    haha, that was great! the first few, i thought he was just being ignorant, but after that, i got it.
  10. Punk_311

    Punk_311 Guest

    Aug 4, 2001
    Electric Ladyland
    :D :D :)
  11. BigBohn


    Sep 29, 2001
    WPB, Florida

    Short and to the point. ;) :D
  12. embellisher

    embellisher Holy Ghost filled Bass Player Supporting Member

    17. Invisible Implausibility.

    Every time Frodo or Bilbo went invisible with the ring they should have also gone BLIND. Your eyes cannot function unless light is reflected off the cornea. If light passes through it (as must be the case with invisibility) sight is no longer possible. Also, rings do not turn you invisible.
  13. Brad Barker

    Brad Barker

    Apr 13, 2001
    berkeley, ca
    not enough movies are based on the weekend at bernies series.

    well, at least there's always rob schneider and lord of the rings...
  14. Yogi Bear

    Yogi Bear Supporting Member

    Aug 14, 2000
    Rationalization for violence.

    Why is the black octopus creature painted as the bad guy when it attacks, when one of the fellowship had clearly been throwing rocks at it?

    The Score.

    The background music wasn't nearly funky enough for me.

    LMAO :) :)
  15. Jarrod


    Jan 1, 2002
    Los Angeles, CA
    i understand it was a joke, but it was still a pretty lame one... is this guy even aware that the movie is based off books written 50 years ago? most of it is just ignorant and borderline sexist and homophobic
  16. I challenge anyone to think of a better Bilbo than Vin Diesel!

  17. Brad Johnson

    Brad Johnson Supporting Member

    Mar 8, 2000
    Gaithersburg, Md
    DR Strings
    You really like the books, huh?;)
  18. :D that was pretty funny.

    Anybody else really looking forward to the Two Towers? Now that it is less than a week away and the previews are starting to show up on tv I'm really itching to see this movie. From what I can tell from the trailers, and from what I've heard, this one will be even better than the first.
  19. Michael J Fox.:D:D

    My favorite problem:


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