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Make me feel better about myself...

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Matt Till, Aug 6, 2004.


  1. Matt Till

    Matt Till

    Jun 1, 2002
    Edinboro, PA
    DO IT NOW!


    Err, I just wanted to tell you guys I was making coffee at work. I opened up a sugar packet and poured it into the garbage. :rollno: As I finished, I realized what I did. I've been holding back laughing ever since. Just incredibly absent minded. Now I've had two cups :hyper:
     
  2. Trevorus

    Trevorus

    Oct 18, 2002
    Urbana, IL
    I'm at home. And I am on the clock. Woops, you know too much!
     
  3. Matt Till

    Matt Till

    Jun 1, 2002
    Edinboro, PA


    OoooOhhhhhhh... you mean I could be at home right now.


    I need to find a job where I can get paid to sleep and/or play the bass.
     
  4. Bruce Lindfield

    Bruce Lindfield Unprofessional TalkBass Contributor Gold Supporting Member

    Orchestra pit in a very slow-moving show, with minimal music? ;)
     
  5. Matt Till

    Matt Till

    Jun 1, 2002
    Edinboro, PA

    excellent

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  6. Research for sleep disorder?
     
  7. Brad Barker

    Brad Barker Supporting Member

    Apr 13, 2001
    berkeley, ca
    go to wal-mart to people-watch. will make you feel MUCH better about yourself.
     
  8. invisiman

    invisiman

    Feb 22, 2004
    Got that right.
     
  9. DigMe

    DigMe

    Aug 10, 2002
    Waco, TX

    I think that used to be his job. It would be too much like being at work.

    brad cook
     
  10. Matt Till

    Matt Till

    Jun 1, 2002
    Edinboro, PA
    Yep, and my girlfriend currently works there. I'm there all the time. I was there about a half hour ago. I saw this man/woman there that confused the bejesus outta me.
     
  11. Matt, to make you feel better......

    My aniversary is in a week and 3 days. :smug:

    It makes me feel better, so it might help with you. :) :D
     
  12. Matt Till

    Matt Till

    Jun 1, 2002
    Edinboro, PA
    Awwwwwww, your excited. That's cute.

    *feels better*
     
  13. Mike Money

    Mike Money Banned

    Mar 18, 2003
    Bakersfield California
    Avatar Speakers Endorsing Hooligan
    when I go to wal-marts on the east/south sides of town... it is culture shock..

    I dunno what it is... but there are always a bunch of poor women in there with 9 kids yelling "PUT THAT DOWN! I'LL TELL YER DADDY! NO, I ALREADY GOT YOU CANDY!!!!!111"

    etc...
     
  14. Matthew Bryson

    Matthew Bryson Guest

    Jul 30, 2001
    Anybody heard that comedian that does the routine about everybody in Wal Mart beating their kids? Kid gets in trouble - "Don't make me take you to Wal Mart and beat your ***" :D
    I've noticed that if you ever go to Wal Mart and see more than one, maybe two* people of the opposite sex that are somewhat attractive to you, well - you must be over due for some lovin'… ;)



    * = for Matt and his GF: The above statement excludes the employees


    BTW Matt, feel better man - it could be worse: Your crotch could be on fire! :eek:
     
  15. DigMe

    DigMe

    Aug 10, 2002
    Waco, TX
    My first job ever was at McDonald's. One day this black woman came in and she was wearing a tank top. I couldn't help but notice that she had two locks of hair on her chest...they were in the shape of a handlebar mustache, one swooping to the right and the other swooping away to the left I kid you not. No one ever believes me when I say that and it's not an exaggeration either.

    brad cook
     
  16. Brad Barker

    Brad Barker Supporting Member

    Apr 13, 2001
    berkeley, ca
    that is the most disgusting thing i have heard in quite some time.
     
  17. Matt Till

    Matt Till

    Jun 1, 2002
    Edinboro, PA

    I was thinking the same thing... that's amazingly disgusting.
     
  18. DigMe

    DigMe

    Aug 10, 2002
    Waco, TX
    Cool..high score.

    brad cook