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male pregnancy?!!?

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by silent method, Jun 28, 2005.

  1. Girls, if your boyfriend tells you he's pregnant, don't fall for it. He's trying to trap you into marriage. Make him prove its yours first.

  2. Mike Money

    Mike Money In Memoriam

    Mar 18, 2003
    Bakersfield California
    Avatar Speakers Endorsing Hooligan

    He's been pregnant for atleast 2 years. Would be cool if it was true, though.
  3. Also recommended, 2 words: C- Section. Don't try to deliver that baby naturally. Drugs are your friend during delivery.

    Randy :eek:
  4. BurningSkies

    BurningSkies CRAZY BALDHEAD Supporting Member

    Feb 20, 2005
    Seweracuse, NY
    Check out some of the other cool stuff on that site...genetic testing, medical micro nano-bots...heh. Neat stuff!

    It would be cool if any of it was true.
  5. Matthew Bryson

    Matthew Bryson Guest

    Jul 30, 2001
    Old news...
  6. nonsqtr

    nonsqtr The emperor has no clothes!

    Aug 29, 2003
    Burbank CA USA
    Is that from "Alien Nation"? :D
  7. daofktr

    daofktr irritating, yet surly

    Feb 15, 2005
    aurora, IN
    hey, that's nuthin'.
    i've been gestating the 'sam adams twins' for years now!
  8. Petary791


    Feb 20, 2005
    Michigan, USA
    I just vomited.
  9. nonsqtr

    nonsqtr The emperor has no clothes!

    Aug 29, 2003
    Burbank CA USA
    Morning sickness? :D

    Sorry to all the ladies out there, this is just the usual thoughtless male humor.

    Wouldn't it be bizarre though, if men could actually become pregnant?

    Then maybe we'd have a little better idea of what y'all can go through sometimes. :eyebrow:
  10. I don't find this funny at all! Talk to me next week when I'm not cramping!

    Seriously though... Men getting pregnant? Has equal rights gone too far? ;)
  11. nonsqtr

    nonsqtr The emperor has no clothes!

    Aug 29, 2003
    Burbank CA USA
    Sorry, I didn't mean to cast aspersions on the trans-gender thing. :D

    Really, seriously, I have no personal knowledge of any man that's ever become pregnant.

    But I suppose it's possible, given modern science.

    Out here in Hollywood, particularly.... :D

    No, I'm really trying to be straightforward. Have you ever known any man to become pregnant, or experienced it yourself? If so, I'd be very interested - "more" than interested - to hear about your experiences.
  12. Closest I know of was too many smothered burritos and no one wants to see that birthing in person! ;)

    All kidding aside... that's a bit freaky if true. I'm sure that it could be possible given that we are always evolving or at least have some strange happenings such as 3rd nipples or hormone inbalances. But say that a guy has female pluming... I still think it would need to be done with the help of a doctor.
  13. nonsqtr

    nonsqtr The emperor has no clothes!

    Aug 29, 2003
    Burbank CA USA
    Yep - the funky thing is, that doctors are really interested in this situation.

    Out here in Holly-Wierd, I can guarantee you, there's a complete salad bowl in the trans-gender area.

    It's pretty interesting actually, there are some guys that have gone "completely" the other way.

    The basic issue is hormone therapy, but then there are people that have actually gotten their plumbing replaced, as you say.

    Apparently, the latest medical info I've heard, is that it's not all that difficult to do. One of my buddies at the biggest hospital here in LA (Kaiser Sunset), is into that kind of thing.

    He's a strange mix between a plastic surgeon and a "real" surgeon, he knows an awful lot about the human body, and how it works, and I think, in his mind, he's "pioneering" research.

    Me personally, give me a hot chic any day, and I'll make sure she's happy.

    But some people are very different that way, I don't pretend to understand it, nor would I necessarily wish to.

    Modern biochemistry tells us that all people are born basically bisexual, and only develop their preferences over time.

    I don't know from that, "hot chicks" are all I've ever been interested in.

    But, I'll bet that buddies like mine, are going to pioneer a whole new course in science.

    It's kinda like "eugenics" when you think about it.

    You can pretty much be, anything you want to be, these days. :)

  14. Porn star.... Rock star.... Porn star.... Rock star.... Porn star.... Rock star.... Porn star.... Rock star.... Porn star.... Rock star.... Porn star.... Rock star....

    Tough decision... :D
  15. nonsqtr

    nonsqtr The emperor has no clothes!

    Aug 29, 2003
    Burbank CA USA
    "Both", maybe?

    Pat Benatar, in her early days?

    Or Ann Wilson before she became a diva?

    Or better yet, Nancy Wilson (prime #1 fox)?

    I don't know, I'm just spouting off.

    It would be really nice to see a spectacular combination of a rock star and a porn star. :D

    (There you go ladies, that's what us guys would really like to see). :D:D:D
  16. Matthew Bryson

    Matthew Bryson Guest

    Jul 30, 2001



  17. I just threw up in my mouth a little...
  18. Matt Till

    Matt Till

    Jun 1, 2002
    Edinboro, PA

    That didn't take long. :D
  19. They can replace the plumbing today, but until they find a way to replace the appliances too, won't work. No oven. No bun in the oven.

    And the hormone thing, its like adjusting the action on your bass with a hammer. Overload with female hormones to lose the facial hair, sure. But the complicated interplay of subtle hormonal changes of pregnancy? We dont' even understand what they all are for sure, let alone be able to duplicate them with pills, let alone getting the timing right.


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