Man Fights Mountain Lion w/Chainsaw

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Dr. Cheese, Jul 20, 2009.

  1. Dr. Cheese

    Dr. Cheese Gold Supporting Member

    Mar 3, 2004
    Metro St. Louis
  2. Nyarlathotep

    Nyarlathotep Inactive

    Feb 5, 2006
    West Coast of Canada
    Preparation for the fighting of demons while on mars?

  3. Dr. Cheese

    Dr. Cheese Gold Supporting Member

    Mar 3, 2004
    Metro St. Louis
    Actually, I think a chainsaw would be a pretty poor weapon for fighting a large cat. Although it could potentially inflict terrible damage to the animal, it would also be very easy to have it knocked back on to whoever is weilding it.:eek:
  4. That fight sounds epic.
  5. That's really metal.
  6. WookieeForLife


    Sep 30, 2008
    I want to see him fight a wookiee. I'll use my bowcaster.
  7. Stop. Now.
  8. bongomania

    bongomania Supporting Member Commercial User

    Oct 17, 2005
    PDX, OR
    owner, OVNIFX and OVNILabs
    Notice he repeatedly mentions bearing down hard with the chainsaw, hitting the cat as hard as he could, aiming for the neck, etc., but the animal then ran away? With no mention of any injury to it? If you think the man was tough, think about how tough that cat was!
  9. I got pretty excited for a minute - I thought there would be a link to a fight between an unarmed man & a mountain lion with a chainsaw.

    as in...
    "Come see the giant man eating chicken!"

  10. daystcity


    Mar 23, 2008
    Where am I?!?!?
    I agree that's probably the metallest thing I've heard in a while.
  11. Quadcam


    May 8, 2009

    unavailable for comment
  12. Bob Lee (QSC)

    Bob Lee (QSC) In case you missed it, I work for QSC Audio!

    Jul 3, 2001
    Chester, Connecticut
    Former Technical Communications Developer, QSC Audio

    I was thinking of Wolfenstein and Doom too.
  13. Chipsonfire


    Jul 20, 2007
    Socorro, NM
    Are they teaching marines how to fight with chainsaws yet? As we all know, that's going to be our best defense against alien invasion.
  14. Well, it is.

    What else is a chainsaw made of? :eyebrow:
  15. tplyons


    Apr 6, 2003
    Madison, NJ
    Pretty cool. I fought a tree with a chainsaw once... and it didn't run away when I was done.
  16. Darkstrike

    Darkstrike Return Of The King!

    Sep 14, 2007
    Yeah, that cat must have been made of win, some fellow's just hacking into your neck with a chainsaw, and you can still run!:bassist:
  17. Fontaine


    Apr 27, 2006
    if you notice in the background to the right just above the chainsaw, one guy is *****slapping another guy...:meh:
  18. Awesome. Too bad he didn't have a souvenir to carry home.

    "Wow, that's a realistic looking head of a lion"

    "Yeah, I cut it off with a chainsaw"
  19. kserg


    Feb 20, 2004
    San Jose, CA
    Better then nothing.

    And I'll stop now so i won't be responsible for locking up this thread. Good for the dude anyway, protected his kids.
  20. The Inverse of that headline is Chainsaw fights Man with Mountain Lion.