I'm reading the Bacon thread and I realized there's a few areas of my life where I'm failing to man up to the manly expectations my mixture of chromosomes has given me. I really, really don't like bacon. Not because I'm some healthoholic or whatever, because I'm in a good relationship with its sexy twin sausage, with the exception of Pepperoni, which is bacon secretly disguised as sausage. Add this onto my complete indifference towards most professional sports, and at best a passing interest in automotive technology, and you've got the solid foundation to a tower of girly man. Where are you lacking in manifesting your masculinity?