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Man kills himself after having sex with a hen!

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Mike Money, May 29, 2004.


  1. Mike Money

    Mike Money Banned

    Mar 18, 2003
    Bakersfield California
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    LUSAKA (Reuters) - A 50-year-old Zambian man has hanged himself after his wife found him having sex with a hen, police said Friday.



    The woman caught him in the act when she rushed into their house to investigate a noise.


    "He attempted to kill her but she managed to escape," a police spokesman said.


    The man from the town of Chongwe, about 50 km (30 miles) east of Lusaka, killed himself after being admonished by other villagers.


    The hen was slaughtered after the incident.




    :D
     
  2. Thanks Mike! That is the news CNN should really be covering.
     
  3. What a lift to an otherwise boring night. Thanks, Mike.
     
  4. vbass

    vbass

    May 7, 2004
    Bay Area, CA
    I would kill myself too.
     
  5. Benjamin Strange

    Benjamin Strange Commercial User

    Dec 25, 2002
    New Orleans, LA
    Owner / Tech: Strange Guitarworks
    I don't see anything wrong with that.
     
  6. Hurley

    Hurley

    Feb 12, 2004
    Cape Cod, MA
    :bassist: I feel like chicken tonight, like chicken tonight. :bassist:

    Remember that commercial? :p
     
  7. Bob Clayton

    Bob Clayton Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

    Aug 14, 2001
    Deptford, NJ
    i wouldn't have sex with a hen
     
  8. Munjibunga

    Munjibunga Total Hyper-Elite Member Gold Supporting Member

    May 6, 2000
    San Diego (when not at Groom Lake)
    Independent Contractor to Bass San Diego
    ... reminds me of a very old joke.
     
  9. Brendan

    Brendan

    Jun 18, 2000
    Austin, TX
    Yep. Pretty easy way to circumvent the whole situation.
     
  10. vbass

    vbass

    May 7, 2004
    Bay Area, CA
    easier said than done
     
  11. Wow... Man...

    I can't believe there are people like that... I mean, why would you have sex with a hen... thats sick.
     
  12. ... your sick... easier said than done? ... you would have sex with a chicken!?
     
  13. Brendan

    Brendan

    Jun 18, 2000
    Austin, TX
    You haven't?
     
  14. MJ5150

    MJ5150 Terrific Twister

    Apr 12, 2001
    Lacey, WA
    Ummm.....I'll take "things I don't need to know" for $400 Alex.

    -Mike
     
  15. Brendan

    Brendan

    Jun 18, 2000
    Austin, TX
    Alright. For $400, "Things I don't need to know."

    "I'm standing right outside the window. You're wearing boxers, a tank top, and have a MGD sitting next the keyboard. Who am I?"
     
  16. Mudfuzz

    Mudfuzz

    Apr 3, 2004
    WA...
    You better not be a chicken.
     
  17. Brendan

    Brendan

    Jun 18, 2000
    Austin, TX
    Bzz! Sorry, answer must be in the form of a question!
     
  18. Mudfuzz

    Mudfuzz

    Apr 3, 2004
    WA...
    You aint that goshdarn chicken is yee?
     
  19. bassturtle

    bassturtle

    Apr 9, 2004

    Man, that just seems wrong to me. Poor hen gets molested then killed.