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Man shot in the behind

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by MJ5150, Aug 14, 2012.


  1. MJ5150

    MJ5150 Supporting Member

    Apr 12, 2001
    Olympia, WA
    2012-08-14_23-10-46_630.

    I just saw this story on my local news. I started cracking up and it woke up the dog. Apparently it was a "nuisance squirrel". Ahahahahahahahahahaha!

    -Mike
     
  2. fdeck

    fdeck Supporting Member Commercial User

    Mar 20, 2004
    Madison WI
    HPF Technology LLC
    Reminds me of the old joke that ends with:

    What do you mean, rectum? It killed him.
     
  3. Village Torcher

    Village Torcher

    Dec 30, 2010
    Wisconsin
    When in Rome...
     
  4. jmattbassplaya

    jmattbassplaya Looking for a gig around East Islip, NY!

    Jan 13, 2008
    Long Island, NY.
    One in a million shot, doc. One in a million.
     
  5. I got shot in the buttocks.
     
  6. fdeck

    fdeck Supporting Member Commercial User

    Mar 20, 2004
    Madison WI
    HPF Technology LLC
    Okay, here's the joke:

    Kid: My brother was hunting last weekend, and he accidentally shot himself in the *******.

    Teacher: Please, in polite company you should say "rectum."

    Kid: Rectum? Killed him.
     
  7. Webtroll

    Webtroll Rolling for initiative

    Apr 23, 2006
    Austin, TX
    Sure he wasn't shot by a 6 year old kid?
     
  8. hover

    hover

    Oct 4, 2008
    Massachusetts
    Hahaha

    Somethin jumped up and bit meh!
     
  9. Relic

    Relic Cow are you?

    Sep 12, 2006
    Robbinsville, NJ
    this is why you should NEVER let a squirrel hold your gun!!
     
  10. And he thought that squirrel was a pain in the arse before?
     
  11. Relic

    Relic Cow are you?

    Sep 12, 2006
    Robbinsville, NJ
    funny+squirrels+with+guns+(2).
     
  12. MakiSupaStar

    MakiSupaStar The Lowdown Diggler

    Apr 12, 2006
    Huntington Beach, CA
    Wait, is this the Phalex birthday thread?
     
  13. Relic

    Relic Cow are you?

    Sep 12, 2006
    Robbinsville, NJ
    No, this one's about squirrels and arses, not corn and arses.
     
  14. Funky Ghost

    Funky Ghost Translucently Groovy

    squirrel+airlift.
     
  15. bjabass

    bjabass

    Jan 10, 2011
    Mountain South
    OK so he was trying to hunt a squirrel...with a handgun....in a holster....and he managed to shoot himself....WHERE?

    This screams firearm education on every level.....

    And it's REALLY hilarious to boot.:D
     
  16. MJ5150

    MJ5150 Supporting Member

    Apr 12, 2001
    Olympia, WA
    You should also know this was reported to be a nuisance squirrel, so it wasn't like he was out looking for something for dinner.

    -Mike
     
  17. bjabass

    bjabass

    Jan 10, 2011
    Mountain South
    Obviously. If he had EVER hunted for dinner he would have realized he was going about trying to eliminate a nuisance all wrong.

    (BTW, how much of a nuisance can a squirrel be?:confused:)
     
  18. It's the influences of modern society.

    They hang out in gangs on street corners, they make a lot of noise, are seen as threatening and a proportionally high amount are drugged out of their nuts.
     
  19. bjabass

    bjabass

    Jan 10, 2011
    Mountain South

    Oh...must have been an 'urban' squirrel. I'm only familiar with the rural variety. Carry on.
     
  20. Either that, or he was set up, the squirrel that is.

    (how the heck do you tell them apart?)
     

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