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Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by TrevorG, Jul 12, 2020.
Aw shucks! I bought a piano. It was Baldwin
Buying new bass gear may make you feel good and grow more hair but you will loose your shirt
I read that article in the Babylon Bee News. Below it they have another article related to instrument purchases.
"GAS-itis and it's complications"
It says, telling one's significant other you spent another $1,000 on a bass can shorten the purchasers life,
can lead to divorce and even sometimes sudden death. Please read the label closely and consult your doctor before beginning
That explains this guy...
My Grandfather played the violin. He eventually died. I don’t think that the violin had anything to do with it, though.
That's why we keep buying more of them! 5 years for each guitar, right?
So Dorian Gray should have bought guitars instead...
They get “relic’d” whilst he appears forever young... it almost writes itself!!
It’s a trap!
This study has been sponsored by Guitar Center.
Go Jays! That's a pretty good use of research funding.
They didn't mention his co-researchers Ben Downe and Phil McCraken?
Research underwritten by Seymour Butts and Amanda Huggenkiss.
Pretty good timing, I happen to have a new bass coming in tomorrow. I feel even better about that now.
Time to order the Alembic...
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