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Mario is a communist!

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by jrthebassguy, Jan 7, 2003.

  1. Pish, another example of capitalistic running dog propaganda designed to stupify the proletariat and force him to fight against himself.

    To this, comrades, I say: BAH!
  2. nothing wrong with communism you know!

    around here, it keeps a few people off the streets :)
  3. john turner

    john turner You don't want to do that. Trust me. Staff Member

    Mar 14, 2000
    atlanta ga
    i think luigi looks like lenin.
  4. I always thought Mario was a thinly veiled attempt by Nintendo to get kids immersed in the drug culture. Mushrooms that make him see fireballs come out of his nose? Right.
  5. actually, the mushrooms give him extra lives (if they're green) or make him biger (if they're red). the FLOWERS give him fireballs.
    the leaf gives him a tail and makes him able to fly.
    the star makes him invincible (temporarily)
    and the feather gives him a cape and the ability to fly
    i'm a loser
  6. Nope, I'm just an idiot...I'm tired :) If you're a loser for that, then I don't even want to know what playing the damn first blitzball challenge in FFX 12 times until I won it so Wakka could be a winner makes me!

    And hey, remember that the teddy bear let him fly too...tanooki mario ruled!

    (BTW I really miss the red mushrooms in Mario64 and Mario Sunshine. Mario's just always big now. No fire flower either.)
  7. Ben_P


    Oct 2, 2001
    Alberta, Canada
    Is it just me or is the princess a member of the bourgeois class?
  8. what're YOU studyin' in history class?:D
    just kiddin'
    i dunno man, but in mario 2 she can float. so who cares; she's bad@$$.
  9. Ben_P


    Oct 2, 2001
    Alberta, Canada
    I'm homeschooled so pretty much whatever I want.
  10. PeaveyTNT

    PeaveyTNT Banned

    Jul 21, 2002
    So are the smurfs.
  11. oh, thanks for ruining my already-lame joke.
  12. Also, if you look closely when he jumps, his hand goes into the "Nazi salute". Bad plumber, very bad.
  13. moley


    Sep 5, 2002
    Hampshire, UK
    Both a communist and a nazi... is that possible?
  14. yes.
  15. moley


    Sep 5, 2002
    Hampshire, UK
    I suppose. But I think it kinda defeats the point of communism.
  16. no.
  17. moley


    Sep 5, 2002
    Hampshire, UK
    And you're the expert?
  18. of coarse he is:rolleyes:
  19. Super Mario Bro. was like the greatest game ever!!! I would play it for hours. how could you say that they're communist. Sure they hate all turtles, evil mushrooms, and all of King Koopa's family, but hey, they had his woman.

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