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Married to the pussy?

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by i_got_a_mohawk, May 3, 2010.


  1. hover

    hover

    Oct 4, 2008
    Massachusetts
  2. Es gefällt mir nicht.
     
  3. DaveDeVille

    DaveDeVille ... you talkin' to me ?? Supporting Member

    not at all what i thought this thread was gonna be about ... :ninja:


    :D
     
  4. at first i was like:
    dotdotdotdotdot.

    then I was like:
    notgoodman.

    then I was like:
    frownupontheseshenanigans.

    then I was like:
    DONOTWANT.

    and finally I was like:
    gnaw.
     
  5. Me too.
     
  6. BassyBill

    BassyBill The smooth moderator... Gold Supporting Member

    Mar 12, 2005
    West Midlands UK
    Let's all go for moronically huge posts so that people can quote them and make the thread even more unbearable.
     
  7. doctorjazz

    doctorjazz

    Oct 22, 2006
    Wilmington, NC
    On the brighter side, we can all rest well knowing that this man isn't going to be passing on his crazy-ass genes to the next generation, because I'm pretty positive that he's not getting anywhere near any other kind of pussy besides the one he just married.
     
  8. hover

    hover

    Oct 4, 2008
    Massachusetts
    yeah man, gives me half a stalk, every time. YAY waste of bandwidth! ;)
     
  9. bongomania

    bongomania Commercial User

    Oct 17, 2005
    PDX, OR
    owner, OVNIFX and OVNILabs
    OK LET'S DO THAT.


    HK-skyscraper.
     
  10. I'm down with that!!!
     

  11. LET'S DO IT
     
  12. Bassist Jay

    Bassist Jay

    Dec 28, 2009
    Sterling, CO.
    Endorsed by K.B. Guitars, Nordstrand Audio Pickups, Von York Strings and Gallien-Krueger Amps.
    Hope he declawed the thing before taking it on the honeymoon! :bag::eek:
     
  13. standupright

    standupright

    Jul 7, 2006
    Phoenix, AZ
    Brownchicken Browncow
    WHAT ARE WE DOING?
     
  14. You're doing a great job. Keep on doing it.
     
  15. MakiSupaStar

    MakiSupaStar The Lowdown Diggler

    Apr 12, 2006
    Huntington Beach, CA
    I'm not sure which is worse: screwing the pooch or marrying an asthmatic pussy. :meh:
     
  16. stinger12345

    stinger12345

    Jan 24, 2009
    Hayward, CA
    I can't believe they don't censor out pussy. What about pussies? Or dick?

    edit: Sweet i never knew that
     
  17. This thread is on really really BAD drugs.





    Subscribed.
     
  18. Mortiis

    Mortiis Banned

    Apr 24, 2010
    UK
    I wonder if he consummated the marriage...
     
  19. L-A

    L-A

    Jul 17, 2008
    Eh?
    No, it was canned.
     

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