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Mastered by Muppets

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous [BG]' started by dmq89, Sep 26, 2008.


  1. dmq89

    dmq89

    Feb 21, 2006
    Selkirk, MB, Canada
    Don't know if this has been posted already - I saw it on another forum and I lol'd... :D

    For the record, I LIKE Death Magnetic!!! :)


    MASTERED BY MUPPETS

    End of session day, Rubin works away:
    I'm your source of song-destruction
    Tunes that hurt you ear, poor sound engineer
    Leaving spikes on my instruction
    Trust me you will see
    Volumes all you need
    Dedicated to
    How I'll limit you

    Compressing faster
    Limit your Master
    Your albums sell faster
    With a loud Master
    Master

    Mastered by muppets, brickwalling your dreams
    Clipping, distorting and smashing extremes
    Ruined by me, you can't hear a thing
    Just spiking snares, and auto-tuned screams
    Mastered
    Mastered
    Rubins my name, and I'll hear you scream
    Bastard
    Bastard

    Need to mix this way, never you dismay
    Loud makes death magnetic clearer
    Gain monopoly, ritual Waves L3
    Squash your tracks til its severe
    Gate and you will see
    More and more dB
    Dedicated to
    How Im killing you

    Compressing faster
    Limit your Master
    Your albums sell faster
    With a loud Master
    Master

    Mastered by muppets, brickwalling your dreams
    Clipping, distorting and smashing extremes
    Ruined by me, you can't hear a thing
    Just spiking snares, and auto-tuned screams
    Mastered
    Mastered
    Rubins my name, and I'll hear you scream
    Bastard
    Bastard

    Master, Master, where's the version I've been after?
    Bearded, Bastard, you promised only lies
    Blaster, Blaster, recorded on a ghetto blaster?
    Laughter, laughter, laughing at those highs
    Spike to me!

    Lars aint worth all that natural kick and hats
    Kirk adds wah without a reason
    Never ending phrase, Jaymz goes on for days
    Rob, your shirt is out of season
    Ill record til 5 (then)
    I will help you buy
    Sandals that suit you
    Now you look cool too
     
  2. Benjamin Strange

    Benjamin Strange Commercial User

    Dec 25, 2002
    New Orleans, LA
    Owner / Tech: Strange Guitarworks
    Brilliant. Bravo.
     
  3. fenderx55

    fenderx55

    Jan 15, 2005
    NYC/Queens
    ::stands up. Straightens tie. Slow clap.:: :bassist:
     
  4. what I find highly amusing is the Guitar Hero rip of the album is being downloaded far more than the rip of the CD version... apparently, the mix on Guitar Hero 3 is more like a proper mix with plenty of space for dynamics rather than sheer volume.
     
  5. awesome! lmao!
     
  6. Coelho

    Coelho

    May 10, 2006
    Astoria, NY
    What can we do to end loudness war? PLEASE....

    Listen to albums from the 70s 80s... Anything that came up after 2000 sounds TERRIBLE.
     
  7. Just listened to the GH III version (I bought the original CD) and all I can say is wow. You can actually hear Rob and not have your ear drums destroyed by Lars.
     
  8. MAJOR METAL

    MAJOR METAL The Beagle Father Supporting Member

    Man thats really funny ! :D
     
  9. Spector_Ray

    Spector_Ray

    Aug 8, 2004
    Texas
    Someone needs to write one about Bob Rock.:rollno:
     
  10. That was great!
     
  11. kangia

    kangia

    Aug 10, 2008
    Red cheeks...Funny.
     
  12. Oraflora

    Oraflora

    Apr 18, 2005
    Minneapolis, MN
    Awesome. :hyper:
     

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