or III... or IV... I've lost count. Plus Roman numerals... my lord. OK, so I'm in this metal video for my friends project. I wrote the song, he sang it (quite bad) but this is another story all together. Regardless, I bought a long black haired wig. Looks quite metal I might add. We were going Bowling, unfortunatly, the Rednecks feel that the bowling alley is their sanctuary from us college kids. So, I decided it would be a good idea to wear my wig with a winter hat. I looked like a giant stoner, it was quite amusing. We get their, and we are getting the usual looks of "what the hell are college kids doing here." We bowled for two games, where I would vary between wig and no wig. Just to convice them that we are crazy college kids up to no good. Third game, a marine guy comes up to me and I'm wearing the wig. He says, "Is that really your hair." And I said, "Yes, it is." Pause for 5 seconds and take it off. He said, "Good, because I was worried about you... REALLY WORRIED." All bad ass and marine like. Then, like a coward, he took off. His friends were egging him on to say that to me all night, so he waited until the very end to ask me. And let me tell ya, it was clever. I was a little pissed, my friends were very pissed. I wanted to chill, my friends wanted to kick his ass. So we end up following him outside. He runs to his truck and drives away quite fast. I'm glad to think a guy like that is defending our country. At this point, I'd like to say: People ask me everywhere "Is that really all your hair?" I just tell `em, "If it ain't Then it sure don't mean That now I can't" I just don't believe it's fair To judge a girl by the length of her hair Take two words like "hip" and "square" The truth will shine and not your hair Even the blind can almost see What's outside you and inside me Down or high, truth or lie A weak girl's laugh can be A strong girl's cry Black or blond or nappy or fair - You can't judge nobody by hair If I thought that you would care I'd wear a wig up under my hair Down or high, truth or lie A weak girl's laugh can be A strong girl's cry I'm getting sick of Rednecks.