I guess that wasn't really a legitimate question since I'm going to anyway. I made a dumb bet Five bullets in the chamber Math was not my thing Once youve figured out How to rule the universe Winning is boring Dont dump me just yet I have a date for tonight Cheating will be fun My friend always said Stupid is as stupid does Then he died somehow No chance to survive All guns are made right-handed Lock and load, lefties Haikus are easy As long as your syllables Line up just the right Double click the link Two windows popped up, genius Learn from your mistakes Sure Ill take a hit Sixteen seems too low to stay Dad, hows it going Zippers changed the world But Ill bet the inventor Had no hairy friends Lets stop arguing And agree on just one thing I am always right My pet ran away Ill drown my sorrows with food Hey, this tastes funny It's been a while Since I wrote any haikus That's why this one sucks I apologize For that previous poem Now for a good one I was just kidding All of these will be lousy You should stop reading Five syllable line Can you believe I did that? What a cheap way out I write braille haikus :. :: .. : . ..: :. ::: .: .. :. .:. .. Trust me, that's seven Well, that is it for now. There shall be more in the future if there are hints of interest.