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Memorable bumper stickers

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by MAJOR METAL, Jan 13, 2006.


  1. MAJOR METAL

    MAJOR METAL HARVESTER OF SORROW Staff Member Supporting Member

    I saw a bumper sticker yesterday that i thought was pretty original " I love my German Shepherd " and then their was a picture of Joesph Ratzinger AKA Pope Benedict the XVI.
     
  2. WalterBush

    WalterBush

    Feb 27, 2005
    Yuma, Az
    A couple of months ago, I saw one that said,"What would Jesus do? For starters, He'd use His turn signal."
     
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  3. Woodchuck

    Woodchuck

    Apr 21, 2000
    Atlanta / Macon (sigh)
    Gallien Krueger for the last 12 years!
    I miss my ex, but my aim is getting better.

    My wife ran off with my best friend. God, I miss him so!
     
  4. Bob Lee (QSC)

    Bob Lee (QSC) In case you missed it, I work for QSC Audio! Gold Supporting Member Commercial User

    Jul 3, 2001
    Costa Mesa, Calif.
    Technical Communications Developer, QSC Audio
    LOL!! That's great!

    The bumper sticker on my car just says "Hartford Whalers," with the whale tail and NHL logos. Nothing clever, but it helps me keep my memories.
     
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  5. MAJOR METAL

    MAJOR METAL HARVESTER OF SORROW Staff Member Supporting Member

    I one time saw a bumper sticker that said " Need Dope ? plant a Man".
     
  6. Mike N

    Mike N Missing the old TB

    Jan 28, 2001
    New York
    My bumper sticker says "The Surgeon General never said anything about smoking the competition."
     
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  7. Sippy

    Sippy

    Aug 1, 2005
    Stuart,Florida
    "Continue to work hard.. many on welfare need your support"
     
  8. A constipated man doesnt give a crap.
     
  9. Alvaro Martín Gómez A.

    Alvaro Martín Gómez A. TalkBass' resident Bongo + cowbell player

    I've seen these as graffitis and in stickers, too (do they count?):

    - "My grandma said no to drugs and she died"
    - "Laziness is the mother of all vices, but mother is mother and she deserves respect"
     
  10. AuG

    AuG

    May 22, 2005
    Fort Collins, CO
    "Happiness is: A belt-fed weapon."

    I dunno I just like that one. :smug:

    Another good one is "9-1-1? Or a .38?"

    AuG
     
  11. Josh Ryan

    Josh Ryan - that dog won't hunt, Monsignor. Staff Member Supporting Member

    Mar 24, 2001
    the Lottery: A tax on people that suck at math.
     
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  12. My wife and I were in the car waiting to catch a ferry, and her mother was in the seat behind us. We were talking about nothing in particular and in a lull in the conversation, we hear from her mother, "Who cares!"

    My wife and I looked at each other as if to say "well, excuse me!", and then we both looked and saw a bumper sticker on a car in front of us that said;

    "He Cares".

    Her mother had mis-read it! We couldn't stop laughing until we got home! To this day it's our own little inside joke!:D
     
  13. Jason Carota

    Jason Carota Gold Supporting Member

    Mar 1, 2002
    Lowell, MA
    Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
     
  14. Josh Ryan

    Josh Ryan - that dog won't hunt, Monsignor. Staff Member Supporting Member

    Mar 24, 2001
    theres no place like 127.0.0.1
     
  15. Sippy

    Sippy

    Aug 1, 2005
    Stuart,Florida

    LOL HOLY CRAP!!! I'm wearing that shirt right now! :)
     
  16. Josh Ryan

    Josh Ryan - that dog won't hunt, Monsignor. Staff Member Supporting Member

    Mar 24, 2001
    Good Work.
     
  17. Trevorus

    Trevorus

    Oct 18, 2002
    Urbana, IL
    Jesus loves you, Everyone else thinks you're an A--hole
     
  18. Sippy

    Sippy

    Aug 1, 2005
    Stuart,Florida
    "Jesus Saves, and Bure scores on the rebound!"
     
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  19. AxtoOx

    AxtoOx

    Nov 12, 2005
    Duncan, Okla.
    "Keep honking, I'm Reloading"
    My fovorite shirt is from a bomb squad: :" If you see us running, you better catch up!"
     
  20. On my old truck I had one that said "Don't Steal, the Government Hates Competition"